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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 7, 2005 23:06:21 GMT -5
Fergie (who's name would be so much better if spelled Phergie... My addicition to slient 'P's) has some great vocals and a very versitle singing but her biggest mistake I think she will ever make is that she's going solo next year...
I don't think she has the personality or looks to pull off a solo thing, but then again I said the same thing about Gwen. But Gwen did have the personality to pull it off. Who knows? Maybe Fergie is a diamond in the rough?
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 8, 2005 15:35:13 GMT -5
I don't think she has the personality or looks to pull off a solo thing, but then again I said the same thing about Gwen. But Gwen did have the personality to pull it off. Who knows? Maybe Fergie is a diamond in the rough? Are you implying that Gwen isn't a hottie? Because she is a stunner. Fergie will do well as a solo artist, as long as she's got the right production behind her.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 9, 2005 16:07:17 GMT -5
I meant hottie too, we all know gewn is beauitful. My only concern about Fergie gone solo is it's going to sound just like Fergie in BEP without the rap.
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Post by Jen on Aug 9, 2005 16:58:39 GMT -5
Seconded. She's a legend. THAT'S what you call rock and roll. No, that's what you call disgusting. Those pictures turned my stomach like a cheap washing machine. I still like her voice, and she scrubs up pretty well in videos but apart from that, poor show Fergie.
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Post by Mike on Aug 9, 2005 17:12:16 GMT -5
She appears to suffer from Melanie Blatt syndrome, in that she sounds great on record, but live she couldn't carry a tune in a sealed container.
Also, the track on Monkey Business where she is most prominent, My Humps, is unforgivably crass - seemingly designed for those who think Ass Like That is the pinnacle of Eminem's career (there must be one of you somewhere).
The above notwithstanding, she definitely brings some glamour and pizzazz to the group. So I won't class her as a clown or an idiot.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 10, 2005 11:56:23 GMT -5
Seconded. She's a legend. THAT'S what you call rock and roll. No, that's what you call disgusting. Those pictures turned my stomach like a cheap washing machine. I still like her voice, and she scrubs up pretty well in videos but apart from that, poor show Fergie. Oh crumbs. There are performers worldwide who actually piss on their audience. For Fergie to wet herself a little is really not so terrible. Go to the best clubs about, where they play the most eclectic music, and someone's probably pissed on themself, and maybe some vomit's covering their top, just for added effect. I'd prefer an artist to wet themself on stage than to go do it on a 14 year old and film it. Fergie lets it all out, so be it, I'm sure it didn't damage her performance at all.
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Post by PushTheBuena on Aug 10, 2005 12:17:44 GMT -5
I'm not so much disgusted by the piss thing as morbidly fascinated. Did she realise she'd pissed herself and just carried on anyway? Cuz that's brilliant. Also just how fucked do you have to be to accidentally piss yourself? Has this ever happened to anyone here? I've been drunk enough to puke, black out etc etc etc but wet myself? And additionally not realise I've done so? Well played, Fergie, well played.
Apparently the audience were a bit fucked off at how wasted the BEPs were- lame, if I had to see that band live, comedically incontinent drunkeness would definitely ease the pill. Shit I think this whole episode is making me like Fergie a little. Just don't go back on meth, mamacita!
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Post by Mike on Aug 10, 2005 15:59:14 GMT -5
I really wanna know what clubs Sophie has been going to, so that I may avoid them like the Black Death. I can think of a few where people who piss themselves might frequent, but they certainly aren't the best ones....
I love how Fergie seems to divide opinion - last week another PJer described her to me as 'the most heinous excuse for a human being in the world'. Not much room for ambiguity there then....
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 11, 2005 9:28:13 GMT -5
I really wanna know what clubs Sophie has been going to, so that I may avoid them like the Black Death. I can think of a few where people who piss themselves might frequent, but they certainly aren't the best ones.... What I'm saying, is that I'd far prefer a performer to have wet themselves than piss on someone else.
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Post by PushTheBuena on Aug 11, 2005 18:38:55 GMT -5
Yes I'm sure we all would, but that is kind of an odd point to make.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 12, 2005 11:06:56 GMT -5
Yes I'm sure we all would, but that is kind of an odd point to make. Well, it is kind of odd to piss on stage; it's all relative. I think it makes Fergie even cooler and I don't think it's that disgusting, really.
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Post by gatoinfeliz on Sept 14, 2005 17:41:58 GMT -5
Fergie=Fugly She's such a poser. Her name is Sarah Ferguson and she used to be in a trio called Wild Orchard that had little success. I can only describe them as a white-girl soul group. They did have a good song though called Talk To Me. Anyways, she turned all urban and now calls herself Fergie so people will think she's all "street". That comment about the Don't Do Meth poster was hilarious. Also, she's probably like 40 or something and she pees on herself in public:
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Sept 14, 2005 18:31:44 GMT -5
Officially more annoying than Fergie: WILL.I.AM Even his NAME makes my spine chill in the bad way
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Post by agrippina on Sept 15, 2005 6:51:01 GMT -5
I have no problem with her voice,and if she's happy with her looks-fine.But have you seen how beautiful she was before.?Very. Yeah, I've seen a picture of her pre-plastic surgery (let's not waste time wondering if she has or hasn't!) and she was stunning. Now she looks a bit like the nightmare love child of The Joker out of Batman and Gabriel the toad in Bagpuss. That Cosmo cover is awful, too. I don't mind her singing voice (I don't like their songs much, though), but I really do hate that bit in Shut Up where she goes "Boy, you're useless, woah-oah-aarrrrgh!"
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Post by PushTheBuena on Jan 8, 2006 15:06:14 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=oMC26mvwQHMSNL spoof of the BEP- pure brilliance; Amy Poeler's Fergie is uncanny. Fergie is still a butterface. Nice eyes but I refuse to believe she's younger than 45.
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Post by drbeat on Jan 8, 2006 19:01:41 GMT -5
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Post by azura on Jan 8, 2006 23:52:40 GMT -5
She is a bit of a pram face isn't she? I can just imagine her pushing a pram on a council esate with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.
I find her a little annoying, but I can't say I mind her really. Same with the Black Eyed Peas in general. They irritate me sometimes, but I can tolerate them.
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Post by Robbing the Dezan on Jan 10, 2006 2:47:02 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=oMC26mvwQHMSNL spoof of the BEP- pure brilliance; Amy Poeler's Fergie is uncanny. Fergie is still a butterface. Nice eyes but I refuse to believe she's younger than 45. Have these been photoshopped? She looks 40. A 40 year old man. She appears to suffer from Melanie Blatt syndrome, in that she sounds great on record, but live she couldn't carry a tune in a sealed container. Exactly, she sounds atrocious live.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jan 10, 2006 15:27:36 GMT -5
She is a bit of a pram face isn't she? I can just imagine her pushing a pram on a council esate with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. I find her a little annoying, but I can't say I mind her really. Same with the Black Eyed Peas in general. They irritate me sometimes, but I can tolerate them. You should have seen the look on my face seeing that. It consisted of a tilted head and a pause to reflect on the fact that her nipples, in deed, are not in the right place.
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Post by shakeitondown on Jan 11, 2006 5:10:17 GMT -5
Black Eyed Peas are hilarious... they're almost genetically programmed to make white Europeans with big glasses, taupe ski jackets and rucksacks cream their (stone-washed) jeans... the singalong Hip Hop-via-Eurovision raps, the non-threatening black guy, the craggy sex-bomb who's approaching the menopause.
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Post by butterflyboy on Jan 11, 2006 9:59:22 GMT -5
Fergie makes my skin crawl. Ive seen drag queens that look less harsh. And why deny the surgery? She only makes herself look stupid. I love 'My Humps' though, but i just wish her freaky face wasnt staring back at me
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Post by Maureen on Jan 11, 2006 12:12:01 GMT -5
I saw the 'Cosmo' cover and reeled it was that bad.
I can only assume that she was acting like a twat in the interview. No photographer or art director worth his salt would geuinely call that a good image, unless it's to show the evils of plastic surgery addiction.
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Post by undisco_me on Jan 12, 2006 4:05:48 GMT -5
In an effort to look young, i.e,straining the cheeks whilst smiling to eliminate wrinkles, and pouting the lips, she ages rather badly, and creates the impression she has gone too far with the surgery. The peeing seems deliberate, and the music doesn't stand up beyond the feeble hype of filling a gap for people to jump around and be 'mad' and 'crazy'. I read a thing she did in Q magazine (a moment of weekness buying that, I call it a 6 hour train journey) where all she did was talk about how this song taught her to lap dance and how she loves the wank song My Darling Nikki by Prince (if I got the title right, it's the weakest on the album if you ask me).
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