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Post by puffpower on Jul 20, 2005 16:08:25 GMT -5
Amid all the blunt bashing I thought I'd throw in the artist sometimes referred to as 'Fiddy' (Although I refuse to believe that this monotone monstrosity has ever created anything that could vaguely constitute art)
I genuinely hate this man- you look behind his insolent little eyes and there's nothing there, he amounts to a big hefty slab of thick ,who can't write or rap and is generally offensive in every way a person possibly can be.
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Post by Jon on Jul 20, 2005 17:51:54 GMT -5
I hate so much about this man. He's absolute shit.
But "Hate It Or Love It" is immense, and for the time being, he is forgiven for everything awful about him.
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Post by puffpower on Jul 20, 2005 17:57:11 GMT -5
Everyone's intitled to their opinion, but in mine the only way he could possibly redeem himself would be by doing the right thing and dying a martyrs death, for the sake of the rest of the world who would no longer be plagued by his evil.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jul 20, 2005 18:02:06 GMT -5
He's not charismatic enough. There's something dense and slow about him, whereas other rappers are just more quick-witted and sharp. At least Snoop is funny and sneers a bit.
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Post by puffpower on Jul 20, 2005 18:10:46 GMT -5
ALL TRUE! My only objection being 'He's not charismatic ENOUGH'- this sentance could have been cut short i.e. He's not charismatic. He is however, both dense and slow- in fact I'd go as far as to say retarded.
Was his mum a crack whore whilst pregnant? This could help explain some of his symptoms- although the mystery of why people buy his wank records would remain unsolved.
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Post by beNcooKe on Jul 21, 2005 3:14:28 GMT -5
'I was shot 65 times, stabbed 11 times, murdered twice and once when I was 7 I got poked in the eye with a sherbert dib dab you know'
Hmm I wonder why. Twat.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jul 21, 2005 14:28:22 GMT -5
'I was shot 65 times, stabbed 11 times, murdered twice and once when I was 7 I got poked in the eye with a sherbert dib dab you know' 'Yet I'm still amazing in bed'
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Post by HeartGoesBoom on Jul 21, 2005 16:34:37 GMT -5
I hate 50 cent. His creepy songs with the same sexual overtones which make it sleazy 'i'll let you lick the lollipop'
Yeah, as soon as i whip off the bulletproof vests and Emimen from your chest 50.
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Post by puffpower on Jul 21, 2005 17:42:45 GMT -5
Other people hating him almost as much as me is giving me so much pleasure that I'm almost aroused.
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Post by aneza on Jul 21, 2005 19:26:53 GMT -5
He disgusts me.
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Post by puffpower on Jul 22, 2005 6:17:58 GMT -5
Keep it coming, I'm almost there.....
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 22, 2005 9:42:55 GMT -5
50 Cent is like the slime and grime of the music industry. His writing is worse than Lenny Kravitz. His voice is muddy and just he's ugly as fuck.
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Post by ScissorSister on Jul 22, 2005 20:37:23 GMT -5
The way he raps it's like some extremely stupid boy reading a load of complete shite from an autocue, and yes that's what his music is, complete shite.
He reminds me of Joey from Friends in that episode where he is talking about his first good review where it said he was "abysmal"...
Fifty Cent gives me the impression that if someone told him his music was "abysmal", he'd say thanks. I don't know, he may be smart (no, don't laugh, he might be) but his lyrics don't display any intelligence whatsoever. It's not even funny, just sad. He just adds to my overall hatred of rap music.
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Post by sunshowers on Jul 22, 2005 21:57:46 GMT -5
50 looks like Fievel the rat from the An American Tale movies. No, wait! Fievel is much cuter.
50's songs don't do much for me. "Hate It or Love it" is probably the only exception. Most likely because The Game saved it. 50 Cent and his whole G-Unit Crew annoy me to no end. They give Hip Hop an even worse name than it already has.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 22, 2005 22:27:05 GMT -5
On another note: 50 Cents' "Hardcore" look is about as hard as a wet sponge.
I would give him credit for not drinking nor smoking but we all know he makes up for that in hookers and cocane
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Post by drbastard on Jul 23, 2005 6:25:05 GMT -5
My brother, high on skag, told me he 'really related to 50 Cent and his gangsta lifestyle'.
I cursed the heavens that I was born into such a criminal family!
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Post by puffpower on Jul 23, 2005 9:25:10 GMT -5
OhgodI'vecum....
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Post by Mr Subways on Jul 23, 2005 10:55:43 GMT -5
I wish he'd go and DIE. Honestly, how can he do well with so many people hating him?
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Post by Greg on Jul 23, 2005 12:06:14 GMT -5
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's dare? Or something. Quite. I cannot stand this man for the following reasons:- - His rap name '50 Cent' originates from him selling drugs to 'kids' (teenagers) for 50 cents a pop until they became addicted and he upped the prices thus gaining him the 'gangsta' name '50 Cent' on the 'streets'.* - He is hideously sexist. - He walks around like his gun shot wounds are war hero scars when in fact he's just a common criminal. - He is just a horrible horrible bigoted bitch-fuck-face of a man. - He looks like a bulky bulldog chewing a wasp whilst having it's face ran over by a steamroller. - His music (not that that's the most important thing) is horrendously barren. Devoid of all lyrical or musical originality or innovation. - G-g-g-g-Un IT!- His music is shit. It just is. FACT! - He is seen as some kind of icon and role model. - His 'raps' are so lazy it's appalling. - His songs all sound the same. - He really is the Bono of 'hip'-'hop'. Similarly, Bono is the 50 Cent of 'rock'. - None of his fans are 'ironic' fans of his. They all genuinally believe he has been sent to save music. *DISCLAIMER:- I could be wrong. If I am, so sue shot me.
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Post by HeartGoesBoom on Jul 23, 2005 15:22:43 GMT -5
Sums it all up.
G-Unnnitt also annoys me so much
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Post by :D on Jul 24, 2005 17:45:31 GMT -5
Was his mum a crack whore whilst pregnant? This could help explain some of his symptoms- although the mystery of why people buy his wank records would remain unsolved. she was actually, so i've heard. little curtis jackson was also a mistake, as his mother is widely reported to be have been gay or at least bisexual. god knows why he's so homophobic considering his mum's tendancies.
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Post by kristofer on Jul 25, 2005 9:31:53 GMT -5
Hahaha has anyone seen photos on the inside cover of 'The Massacre'. I will try to hunt them down to post. Another fine example of Music is nothing, Image is everything.
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Post by Josh on Jul 25, 2005 11:37:49 GMT -5
Everyone's intitled to their opinion, but in mine the only way he could possibly redeem himself would be by doing the right thing and dying a martyrs death, for the sake of the rest of the world who would no longer be plagued by his evil. If 50 Cent died I would be genuinely worried we'd be subjected to countless postumous releases. Perhaps that is worse than the man twat cunt being alive.
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Post by sinitta on Aug 8, 2005 17:27:28 GMT -5
His face looks like a shark.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 8, 2005 18:29:07 GMT -5
According to wikipedia: On November 11, Jackson will make his movie debut in the film, Get Rich or Die Tryin'
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Post by HeartGoesBoom on Aug 9, 2005 4:09:38 GMT -5
He's doing an autobiography aswell, Mtv News mentioned it every 5 mins
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Post by Mr. Sponge on Aug 9, 2005 5:49:37 GMT -5
On the video for Candy Shop:
1. Where the fuck has there ever been a drive through sweet shop? 2. How the fuck can you just fall asleep in your car, in the already retarded drive through sweet shop? 3. How the fuck are we supposed to understand what he's saying when he refuses to move his mouth as he speaks. 4. What the fuck?
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Post by Mr. Sponge on Aug 9, 2005 5:51:19 GMT -5
On another note: 50 Cents' "Hardcore" look is about as hard as a wet sponge. He would get a lot more respect if he was as hardcore as the almighty...(dramatic pause)... MR SPONGE!!!
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Post by kelle86 on Dec 20, 2005 3:49:32 GMT -5
come on
isn't the title "get rich or die tryin" enough to hate this man?
oh i do
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Post by n69n on Jan 16, 2006 0:55:08 GMT -5
that anyone could, in earnest, say "get rich or die trying" is a sign of a diseased society.
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