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Post by Mike on Jun 21, 2004 3:04:43 GMT -5
I couldn't help but notice that Fred Durst is mentioned in at least two of the threads on this board, so surely it's about time he had one all his own. Besides, he deserves it more than everyone else here put together.
I fucking hate Fred Durst. Being the frontman of the most fuckawful one-trick-pony band in the history of music is bad enough. Being a misguidedly arrogant prick despite possessing talent on a par with that of the Cheeky Girls is worse. But this disturbing obession with girls young enough to be his daughters (I refuse to believe he's under 40) is just revolting. First there was the hideous Britney saga, and now Avril has somehow found it within her to reject his 'irresistible' advances. Bald middle-aged twat. I was cheering when Results May Vary tanked, not least since it did so in the same week as Gareth's second album. It was a joyous day for music, all told.
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Post by Tucker on Jun 21, 2004 4:01:42 GMT -5
Presumably, he must have quite a large penis as there are no more obvious solutions to answer the following things:
a) How he pulls the girls he does b) How his band ever got a record deal to start with
So what this thread really needs to be about, is how will can track him down, chop it off and throw it in the Grand Canyon. Hopefully, he might jump in after it.
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Post by Dee on Jun 27, 2004 10:18:42 GMT -5
But... but... don't you guys realise he's sensitive?!
A complete and utter cuntneck, I must agree.
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Post by Tusk on Jun 27, 2004 12:52:57 GMT -5
Not content with fronting the world's worst band, he's also responsible for bringing such luminaries as Puddle of Mudd and Staind to the masses. Urgh. The dumper beckons, and not a moment too soon. His journal is very entertaining though: www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=americanalienAlmost makes all those Limp Bizkit records worhtwhile.
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Post by Splendid* on Jun 27, 2004 18:40:51 GMT -5
Fred Durst makes me want to shit on his face. Fucker!.
But he's probabley one of those sick bastards who might actually enjoy it.
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Post by MilkMonitor on Jun 29, 2004 8:35:50 GMT -5
Fred Durst is a prick of the highest order, but I still stand by my claim that Significant Other is a damn good album.
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Post by Jonny on Jun 29, 2004 12:01:15 GMT -5
He tried to do sex to Avril
She spurned his advances, as you would
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Post by LuckyStar on Jun 29, 2004 15:44:37 GMT -5
The "Mission Impossible" theme was fairly respectable.
But Fred Durst makes me sick. I want to kick his head in.
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Post by Splendid* on Jun 30, 2004 18:12:30 GMT -5
The best record that Limp Bizshit have ever released (and lets face it there aint that many good ones to choose from) is the rocktastic 'Rollin''. Everytime I hear it I can't help jumping up and down shakin' my finely toned booty. And that base!, fuck me does it kick serious ass.
However, this track despite its aceness in no way excuses Fred Durst from being a cocksucking, bed wetting fuckwit, who possesses no discernable talents other then being a grade A twat.
Not that I have anything against him.
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Post by Dee on Jul 3, 2004 16:20:08 GMT -5
Everytime I hear that song, I just visualise stupid bloody Fred Durst doing that ridiculous hand movement from the video clip. Shudder. If the song had any merit, it's lost on me now.
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Post by Splendid* on Jul 5, 2004 16:08:30 GMT -5
Everytime I hear that song, I just visualise stupid bloody Fred Durst doing that ridiculous hand movement from the video clip. Your just jealous cause you can't pull off hand movements as spectacularly inept as that. * inserts illegal smiley* And even though Durst has the voice and 'raping' skills of a ten year old girl on an acid trip, Rollin' still remains ace.
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Post by niferka on Jul 8, 2004 9:31:47 GMT -5
?? ?? ? ? ?? ??!!! ?!!!!!! ??!?! ? ?? ? ? ? ??! AND YOU STILL SUCK, CUZ YOU ARE JUST SILLY MOTHERFUCKERS, WHO CAN SIT IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER AND TALK SHIT ABOUT FRED! BUT HE REALLY DOESN'T CARE. HE FUCKS YOU, HE FUCKS YOUR FAMILY, HE FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK YOU ALL, BITCHES!
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Post by MilkMonitor on Jul 8, 2004 9:36:06 GMT -5
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Post by Splendid* on Jul 8, 2004 16:58:58 GMT -5
?? ?? ? ? ?? ?!!! ?!!!!!! ? ??!?! ? ?? ? ? ? ? ??! AND YOU STILL SUCK, CUZ YOU ARE JUST SILLY MOTHERFUCKERS, WHO CAN SIT IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER AND TALK SHIT ABOUT FRED! BUT HE REALLY DOESN'T CARE. HE FUCKS YOU, HE FUCKS YOUR FAMILY, HE FUCK THE WORLD! FUCK YOU ALL, BITCHES! *giggles* FUCKIN' HYSTERICAL DUDE !!!!!!!!! ?? !!!!! Have a gold star niferka (or should that be Fred?) for one of the funniest posts I have ever tried to read. Really I should take the piss out of you and make you run cryin' to your momma, but luckily I'm in a happy place. So why don't you stick to playin' with your own shit and let the grown-ups bitch about Durst in peace.
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Post by Dee on Jul 10, 2004 4:47:47 GMT -5
Well, mum's been single for a few years now so I'm relieved she's had a good seeing to, though really - I always picked her as the type to go for your Robbie Williams kinda blokes, not stupid fat cunts like Fred Durst.
Truly Fred Durst has no need to worry about his credibility when he has such highly intelligent fans like yourself, niferka, to plead his case with such wit and grace.
And Splendid - I must admit, I am a little bit jealous of Fred's deft hand skills. I nearly bought myself a red baseball cap but feared I wouldn't do it justice!
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Post by MilkMonitor on Jul 11, 2004 14:41:13 GMT -5
I always picked her as the type to go for your Robbie Williams kinda blokes, not stupid fat cunts Hang on a minute...
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Post by Dee on Jul 12, 2004 3:01:14 GMT -5
Haha... I can't believe I didn't see that one coming - serves me right.
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Post by pearlyrabbit on Jul 19, 2004 13:05:50 GMT -5
Fred Durst better have a big cock cuz i want to screw him!!!
I like Limp Bizkit. I don't like the new stuff though. Not many ppl realise that they weren't a one trick pony, they not only do brilliant songs like "break stuff" and "nookie", which are standard rap-metal, they also did one of the most beautiful ballads in the whole wide world, "hold on" with scott weiland. That song always makes me cry when ever i hear it.
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Post by flum on Jul 19, 2004 13:19:06 GMT -5
they not only do brilliant songs like "break stuff" and "nookie I've spotted the fundamental flaw in your argument. Do I win a prize?
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Post by Mike on Jul 19, 2004 13:24:19 GMT -5
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Post by MilkMonitor on Jul 19, 2004 14:28:18 GMT -5
Oi! Give me my coaster back!
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Post by Splendid* on Jul 19, 2004 18:46:11 GMT -5
Not without the aid of a NASA size telescrope and a pair of tweezers. Apparently god hasn't been to kind on our Fred when it comes to the trouser department. On the music front, I agree that the song ' Hold On' is indeed delightful, inspite of Durst's best efforts to ruin it. Most of the other tracks on that album however, are nothing short of laughable.
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Post by spikeydude on Jul 20, 2004 0:39:03 GMT -5
Fred Durst better have a big cock cuz i want to screw him!!! one of the most beautiful ballads in the whole wide world, "hold on" with scott weiland. That song always makes me cry when ever i hear it. I don't know why bands that spend half their time shouting feel like doing the odd ballad that always ends up pretty crap because they can't really sing very well (I assume thats why they shout) it just shows up how cack they really are, and gives their misguided fans a way out when you say 'it just sounds like a load of noise to me' - so you have to add 'and the obligatory ballad sounds cack also' topped off with a smug smile, as if to say 'I knew what you were up to' .
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