si
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Popjustice Almighty
What's a ballsy?
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Lulu
Jun 18, 2004 0:55:23 GMT -5
Post by si on Jun 18, 2004 0:55:23 GMT -5
I think there is no one in this (pop)world who induces more bile in me than Lulu.
The incessant flop come-backs which all feature Where The Poor Boys Dance; the dating of men young enough to be her sons (which would be OK if she didn't actually look like their mother); her hatred of Boom-Bang-A-Bang. The botox reveals her true self -- rotting flesh held within a sack of stretch-tite skin, much like a haggis.
She's just the g-rossest thing. I wish her and her liverspots would make like a tree and fuck off.
[/Dr Bastard]
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klee
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Whitney's back...on the Divine Brown diet
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Lulu
Jun 18, 2004 1:23:40 GMT -5
Post by klee on Jun 18, 2004 1:23:40 GMT -5
According to Lulu, the way to keep young, lithe and lissome is as follows: -
"No caffeine, no alcohol, lots of fresh fruit and vegetables and lots and lots of great sex."
*Vomits uncontrollably*
Of course, it's impossible to tell with all the slap the woman wears. Close-up she's probably puffier than a gay sauna.
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NumanumAnzej
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Eurovision Fanatic!
Mogoce sem plan B...
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Lulu
Jun 18, 2004 7:19:44 GMT -5
Post by NumanumAnzej on Jun 18, 2004 7:19:44 GMT -5
I have nothing against her - great voice if nothing else! Although for some reason the BF really hates her...
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undisco_me
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The vengence was divine
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Lulu
Jun 19, 2004 6:59:39 GMT -5
Post by undisco_me on Jun 19, 2004 6:59:39 GMT -5
The haggis comment is the best thing I've ever heard about her. I don't know why people humour her so much about "looking young". Her single 'Independence' could almost make up for it, but she doesn't do that style of music anymore. I just don't like when Lulu slips into a really condescending Scottish accent, that could not be further removed from the truth (Matt Le Blanc can do a better turn than she can). And I prefer Sheena Easton.
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Lulu
Jun 21, 2004 2:08:29 GMT -5
Post by Danniiboy on Jun 21, 2004 2:08:29 GMT -5
Her single 'Independence' could almost make up for it I can just about tolerate her due to this classic song. One of my favourite songs of the early 90s, I still play it to this day...
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