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Post by drbastard on Jun 21, 2004 4:32:34 GMT -5
I loved her first album. Well I liked it would be an apposite epithet, I mean after all I could always quote the figures to over the top Geri fans if they got out of place on message boards. But that second album, oh man, there was no need for that. Does Mel C honestly equate 'real music' with boring guitars and boring songs. If so then she's the most real artist in the charts...sort of. Then there is the whole Spice Reunion that she keeps wrecking. Why? Seemingly her new material is fab, but then nobody is wanting to hear it because they're still scarred to death with Melt which made us all scream.
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Post by flufff on Jun 21, 2004 5:18:42 GMT -5
Her music is quite dull, and her determination to be taken seriously by making serious music makes me want to puke, but she's made an official denial of having any knowledge of plans for a Spice reunion or being invited to do a concert or any of the other things Victoria Newton claimed.
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Post by drbastard on Jun 21, 2004 9:04:58 GMT -5
She's such a lying piece of frying pan fat. Even Geri is desperate to reform, if only to give herself the same vibe she had when she first quit the girls and released her solo stuff.
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Post by elmsyrup on Jun 21, 2004 9:05:40 GMT -5
But... if you oppose Geri's thinness, why do you say Mel should diet? |
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Post by drbastard on Jun 21, 2004 9:09:06 GMT -5
When did I say Mel should diet? That's just a play on words. She can look however she likes, I don't think anyone gives a sh*t anyway.
I only get peed off when weight becomes an obsession. Like telling everyone your weight loss is down to yoga when it's actually down to anorexia. Then make money off stupid people by selling dvds.
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Post by monsta on Jun 22, 2004 10:47:01 GMT -5
Top Ten Reasons for hating Melanie Chisholm:
1) Her music is complete gash. Except for 'Goin Down' of course.
2) 'I couldn't live without my phone. But you don't have a home'. Or words to that effect.
3) She has horrible, horrible hair. A woman with her wealth shouldn't have such horrible hair. It was only ace in her Spice days.
4) She abandoned Forever at the first sign of trouble. Girl power and all that shite indeed. In my opinion Forever is their most accomplished album. Apart from 'Oxygen' which seems to have been a template for Chisholm's last album. Victoria got a shedload more vocals and Weekend Love has the greatest rap of all time featured. Die Melanie C.
5) It is incredibly unattractive to have so many tattoos.
6) She had some ridiculous Hucknell-esque ruby tooth. It looked like she was a very messy eater who had never been introduced to toothpicks. Die Melanie C.
7) No matter what anyone says she is the only one stalling the reunion.
8) Her arrogance has resulted in her being reduced to doing a tour of Wetherspoons pubs. Or something.
9) She isn't Victoria Beckham.
10) Christ she isn't even Useless Spice TM, Emma Bunion.
Die Melanie C.
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Post by Mike on Jun 22, 2004 10:57:57 GMT -5
Weekend Love has the greatest rap of all time featured. This is a joke, yes? The rap on Weekend Love stands out like a hooker in a convent. It's just wrong, and partially ruins one of the best songs on the album. I'll agree, however, with most of the other stuff you said. Reason may be the dullest album I own. And I have a Stereophonics CD. |
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Post by monsta on Jun 22, 2004 11:13:03 GMT -5
This is a joke, yes? The rap on Weekend Love stands out like a hooker in a convent. It's just wrong, and partially ruins one of the best songs on the album. . Why would I be joking? I adore its juxtaposition with Bunion's delicate vocals. And when it finishes and Chisholm's screaming begins is simply spine chilling. Every song created should have Melanie B rapping on it. |
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Post by RevolutionInMe on Jun 22, 2004 17:53:32 GMT -5
This is a joke, yes? The rap on Weekend Love stands out like a hooker in a convent. But that's why its so good. |
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Post by Ragestar on Jun 25, 2004 8:49:16 GMT -5
she is from Widnes
*shudder*
i just wish she'd stop being a bitch and get back to shouting at the end of spice songs.
we need the spice girls back,
for such a famous group theyve not had enough songs!
not enough for a greatest hits anyway...
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Post by Pipo on Jun 26, 2004 18:35:52 GMT -5
She's fat and she was silly picking the WRONG singles from Reason. Even if it's a dreary album, if she chose the right song to sell it it *might* have done well-ish.
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Post by Pensiero Bello on Jun 27, 2004 3:28:54 GMT -5
She's fat and she was silly picking the WRONG singles from Reason. Even if it's a dreary album, if she chose the right song to sell it it *might* have done well-ish. Jesu Christe, she's not fat! |
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Post by flufff on Jun 27, 2004 3:46:23 GMT -5
Being fat doesn't make you a clown or idiot either.
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