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Post by drbastard on Jul 6, 2004 4:37:40 GMT -5
Don't ask me what it is. That new video of hers shows me the hate in her eyes and do you know something, I hate her too. She's so scary and satanic looking, like she might try and kill anyone that stands in her way.
Why do women need to become lobotomised Barbie doll wh*res to make it in the music industry?
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Post by Devil In Your Car on Jul 6, 2004 6:00:16 GMT -5
To be fair, she did lose her dad after she found out he'd been shagging Susanna Farnham and she's spent most of her summer being bossed about by Joel Schumacher and Gordon Ramsay. Oh, and it turns out that those psychopathic Scouse hitmen were big fans of Transvision Vamp.
No wonder she's looking a bit manic. The girl needs a holiday.
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Post by MilkMonitor on Jul 6, 2004 6:20:49 GMT -5
She looks like a child. She scares me but she seems like a nice girl, this is despite my phobia of Liverpudlian accents.
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Post by Twixy on Jul 6, 2004 8:44:07 GMT -5
Is she going to promote Bye Bye Boy?
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Post by monsta on Jul 6, 2004 9:22:06 GMT -5
I love the Ellison for the sole reason that I imagine her dodging the bullets that continually spray her home by doing various gymnastic manouveres. In a gold catsuit. Whilst proclaiming 'Baby, I don't care'.
I may have thought about this too much.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jul 6, 2004 13:11:35 GMT -5
I love the Ellison for the sole reason that I imagine her dodging the bullets that continually spray her home by doing various gymnastic manouveres. In a gold catsuit. Whilst proclaiming 'Baby, I don't care'. I may have thought about this too much. I tend not to have her wearing the gold catsuit. The evil thing about Jennifer Ellison is that she keeps getting me excited by teasing these arguments with her boyfriend but never actually dumps him. |
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Post by PushTheBuena on Jul 6, 2004 17:36:17 GMT -5
She's the only popstar ever to look ten times worse in every video she's done than she does in real life. She sort of screws up her face like someone's just farted in it every time she sings. And she always seems to adopt a fringe she never otherwise has for them, even though it really, really doesn't suit her, a la Kimmi in No Good Advice. She also has the "Dirrty" sydrome of looking like she doesn't wash. I imagine she smells like weak Guiness and curry. These may all be the mysterious "somethings" that make her evil.
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Post by flufff on Jul 7, 2004 2:35:28 GMT -5
Don't forget the credit card fraud and letting Tinhead take the full blame and go to prison.
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Post by Splendid* on Jul 7, 2004 18:30:36 GMT -5
Jenny Elly is evil because she has committed a multitude of henious sins against music. Such as her shameful, SHAMEFUL!!! impersonation of a popstar. Coupled with her despicable cover of Transvision Vamps 'Baby I Don't Care'. Well neither did we you cretinous scous bint!!. I've stepped on things with more talent!.
But on a slightly more positive note, seeing Jenny on Hells Kitchen has made me less hostile towards her. And let's face it, she's fit as fuck and looks like she rides like a Mule!.
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Post by drbastard on Jul 8, 2004 7:27:44 GMT -5
How long will she last as a popstar? Not long...
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Post by max on Jul 8, 2004 14:01:56 GMT -5
she does cook a lovely steak though, AND it has "choonky cheeps"
* the music is evil though.
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