Peter André and Jordan to marry?

[Dudie]

Seems that he's presented her with a £5,000 engagement ring. He went for maximum privacy to propose while they were holidaying in the Maldives and simultaneously recording the TV prog 'VIP I'm a celebrity get me out of here'.

You know what this means? Another string of fucking articles in OK/Heat etc. It's enough to make you want to emigrate.

[Bootie]

Dudie said:

You know what this means? Another string of fucking articles in OK/Heat etc. It's enough to make you want to emigrate.

...but not to the Maldives

[miumiu]

the engagement-the wedding-the baby-the breakup.

as if i wasn't before...*yawn*

[max]

oh for pity's sake. A pair of publicity-nourished talentless numbskulls

Why can't they both just f*(k off ?

[Smudge]

I thought Jordan was ace as spades before she did that stupid jungle show. And I always knew she had a thing for useless mingers but Peter Andre is a step too far.

[MilkMonitor]

I'd marry Jordan. I think.

[jacko]

I quite liked Peter in the jungle, thought he was a bit naive but nice. But with all the coverage in the mags since then, I have come to the conclusion he is just like Jordan, come to think of it, they suit each other, so good luck to them.

[PushTheBuena]

Why can't Jordan talk properly? On all those OK or whatever adverts she looks like she genuinely cannot speak, or has no clue what the fuck she's saying. It's like watching a backwards child struggling through a nativity.

[miumiu]

yizzo said:

It's like watching a backwards child struggling through a nativity.

that may be the funniest thing i've heard in a while

[Dudie]

That is so funny. The pictures of them looking into each other's eyes glazed with lust. It's horrible.

[hmmmmm]

Indeed hilarious. She tries talking in a seemingly sexy voice.

And she slags Michelle Bass/Wilson off for trying to be like her?

[RD]

Guess the wedding photos will be in OK!

[flufff]

She slags off Michelle because the papers are more interested in her right now.

[gabbygoo]

Rumours of a wedding. I feel a duet coming on (mops brow)

[elmsyrup]

Dudie said:

Seems that he's presented her with a £5,000 engagement ring

Is that all? Business mustn't be very good. But think of it this way- they're saving the rest of the world from having to go out with either of them. For two to six months, anyway.

[mystrawhat]

i saw them recently - they looked very close - would sort out thier careers

[Moll]

they said on cd:uk today they werent, but didnt seem very sure when saying jordan wasnt pregnant. only a matter of time..

[flufff]

All these rumours are planted by thei (shared) PR person, so the truth of the matter is immaterial, so long as it generates a few headlines. In fact, there isn't any point in coming clean on anything, because that negates the opportunity for week after week of are they/aren't they? coverage from the gossip mags.

Whatever is going on between them, they are playing a very clever game with the media, with the full knowledge and participation of the media. They aren't the first and they won't be the last and I only object to them pretending they are innocent victims of media intrusion and are trying to get on with their lives in private.

[max]

MilkMonitor said:

I'd marry Jordan. I think.

i'd think about it, provided she was "katie" all the time, rather than "jordan".

[Tia]

Just two sad celebrities with no real talent who have run out of ideas to keep themselves in the headlines. Pathetic
Have to agree about not understanding a word she says but then perhaps that is a good thing. Can't say it would help the much aligned and talked about music career though!!! Or perhaps it would, not being able to understand her, we would'nt know what she was singing about and certainly would'nt know if it was in tune.

But then would we care?

[max]

well, she has some talent as a model, as she's been quite successful all these years. On the other hand, being the favourite in Max Power is not immensely difficult, their criteria are fairly specfic.

I'm not sure what his talent is supposed to be.

If one thing really annoys me though its the relentless publicity-seeking, followed by the carping about "not getting any privacy".

look at Louise and her other half, you'd know them in the street, you know them on tv, yet they're not everywhere selling "exclusive" pictures to magazines, and yet strangely you dont hear them whining about invasion of privacy. its surely not rocket science,

[Mike]

The CD:UK thing was the most forced-sounding, insincere interview I've ever witnessed. I wouldn't be surprised if there was an autocue.

How impressed would we all be if Victoria Beckham did an interview to promote her new single and let David do all the talking for her?

[max]

i'm not sure which of those two is more articulate.

[PushTheBuena]

max said:

well, she has some talent as a model, as she's been quite successful all these years.

How much talent does it take to be a model? Particularly one of the glamour variety.

I don't get why when celebrities whore/overexpose themselves people say they must be cleverer than they appear to be, as they are playing 'a really good game' with the media. People say it about Jordan all the time, but working out that wearing very little, dating other celebrities and sensationalising every aspect of your life equals attention is hardly rocket science. She's a bint.

I don't buy their relationship either. I didn't follow I'm A Celebrity but from what I saw Peter seemed far more interested in her than she did in him.

[Dudie]

yizzo said:

How much talent does it take to be a model? Particularly one of the glamour variety.

I don't get why when celebrities whore/overexpose themselves people say they must be cleverer than they appear to be, as they are playing 'a really good game' with the media. People say it about Jordan all the time, but working out that wearing very little, dating other celebrities and sensationalising every aspect of your life equals attention is hardly rocket science. She's a bint.

I don't buy their relationship either. I didn't follow I'm A Celebrity but from what I saw Peter seemed far more interested in her than she did in him.

You are so right. There's nothing clever about it. It's just that most sane, self-respecting people would not go there. If you have the body, or are prepared to change you body to fit the bill, then do absolutely anything for publicity, any cunt (and she is a cunt on legs) could do what she's done. It's just that no-one has been that unscrupulous before. She's made it an art form. He, on the other hand, is just an irrelevant, ugly whore.

On I'm a celebrity they plotted to get together for money/publicity. They were recorded doing it. The media is compliant for obvious reasons. The public are the dupes. It's sick.

[max]

yizzo said:

How much talent does it take to be a model? Particularly one of the glamour variety.

i think thats probably what the italics and my second sentence were saying too. If i remember correctly she had a "relationship" with a max power reader after a show during one of those documentaries about her. He seemed quite a nice lad, i felt sorry for him when he got dumped.

[Electrobix]

I really, really, really don't believe that Peter and Jordan are actually a couple. Business partners is nearer the mark.

[MJH]

You know what this means? Another string of fucking articles in OK/Heat etc. It's enough to make you want to emigrate.

You have your wish. In OK (24/8 issue) there are 17 pages (yes SEVENTEEN pages) of the delectable "love birds" - a "World Exclusive" no less!!!!

[Splendid*]

What I want to know is what The Andre is doing with that praying mantis. Sure she's got large baps and helps provide good publicity, but why marry it?. Unless of course the soppy git is indeed in love. *quivers*

[flufff]

But she doesn't provide good* publicity. She provides publicity and lots of it, but not the sort that sells records. Even Brian McFadden has gone on the record for saying they are going too far by using their relationship for publicity and this is someone who is proud to have sold his wedding photos.

* It is good in so far as they've earned a packet from OK and their accidentally on purpose shots.