Post by drbastard on Aug 4, 2004 1:04:14 GMT -5
I am writing this because I consider the Clowns Of Pop Forum to be a holiday home for me. It's also to let you all know tha tI'm not some raving mad twisty so read on and discover the hidden past of me...
It was 1997 and I was a mere teen starting college. The internet was all so new to me and I always thought it could be put to devestating use if I knew how to work it. Walking into school with a green Orville jacket, red jeans and blue Kickers trainers was getting boring...everyone was terrifed of my family you see so getting a reaction was proving futile. I needed a new direction to take me whilst I studied Journalism/Media.
I chanced upon the Anti Teen Pop Sluts movement online and within, say, six months I was a member of the Inner Circle of three other people. Trust me, the anti-pop movement is more organised than most of you will suspect, it really is flapping flopping doogle mopping dopping popping. My first piece of hatemail was a passage from the Good Book and a message went like this:
I hate you! You are a dreary bastard. Geri is beautiful and A VAGIN. She IS a VAGIN. I have kept my VAGINITy...
Thus I named my vengeful side Dr Bastard!
My group at the new Popsluts Anonymlous were forever sending emails to the newspapers slagging off our victims. Why I organised a Spit On Mandy Moore day where she was to be attacked in a mall by overzealous girls.
I also became friendly with the Worldpop people who loathed Geri and her fans as much as I did so they basically let me get the run of the board where I happily deleted membership account after account for anyone that dared defy my superior opinion. Then came the email from Virgin Records. A cease and desist order for harassing (ironically) Billie Piper. I sent loads of haters onto her official board (by accident) and they shut it down, like, five times.
I really love Billie as well. She was quite good. No Betty Boo of course but she's in the new Doctor Who which commands respect from anyone.
So there you have it. I crusade against crap pop out of a need to help the world, you know, it's a mentally reaffirming experienc eot kno wI may have saved children developing anorexia by apeing Geri Halliwell.
It was 1997 and I was a mere teen starting college. The internet was all so new to me and I always thought it could be put to devestating use if I knew how to work it. Walking into school with a green Orville jacket, red jeans and blue Kickers trainers was getting boring...everyone was terrifed of my family you see so getting a reaction was proving futile. I needed a new direction to take me whilst I studied Journalism/Media.
I chanced upon the Anti Teen Pop Sluts movement online and within, say, six months I was a member of the Inner Circle of three other people. Trust me, the anti-pop movement is more organised than most of you will suspect, it really is flapping flopping doogle mopping dopping popping. My first piece of hatemail was a passage from the Good Book and a message went like this:
I hate you! You are a dr
Thus I named my vengeful side Dr Bastard!
My group at the new Popsluts Anonymlous were forever sending emails to the newspapers slagging off our victims. Why I organised a Spit On Mandy Moore day where she was to be attacked in a mall by overzealous girls.
I also became friendly with the Worldpop people who loathed Geri and her fans as much as I did so they basically let me get the run of the board where I happily deleted membership account after account for anyone that dared defy my superior opinion. Then came the email from Virgin Records. A cease and desist order for harassing (ironically) Billie Piper. I sent loads of haters onto her official board (by accident) and they shut it down, like, five times.
I really love Billie as well. She was quite good. No Betty Boo of course but she's in the new Doctor Who which commands respect from anyone.
So there you have it. I crusade against crap pop out of a need to help the world, you know, it's a mentally reaffirming experienc eot kno wI may have saved children developing anorexia by apeing Geri Halliwell.
