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Post by smellslikesomeghost on Nov 26, 2004 8:24:07 GMT -5
This man makes a living spewing out tedious tales of his life. Chris Moyles, he's the saviour. Fucking hell, at least Chris Evans did have sparky talent. This man is a moron, which makes those who listen to him utter fucking wretches. And no, I didn't have a choice, I was at work and unable to change the station.
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Post by flyingpicket on Dec 1, 2004 7:09:52 GMT -5
Moyles is EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY! I hate him so much!
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Post by Greg on Dec 1, 2004 13:57:17 GMT -5
Moyles is EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY! I hate him so much! I think you're overreacting slightly. I'm strangely drawn to him. I know it's wrong to listen to him, but I can't resist.
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Post by audrey potnoodlehorne on Dec 2, 2004 3:40:23 GMT -5
Moyles seems to have confused the concept of "controversial and edgy" (which is crap in itself) with "obnoxious and painfully unfunny". I hate him sooooooo much. Hey, at least he has the face for radio.
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Post by Leah on Dec 2, 2004 15:03:33 GMT -5
He is a prat, letch,wanker etc! I wonder what his girlfriend sees in him?
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Post by Danniiboy on Dec 4, 2004 17:28:48 GMT -5
He is a prat, letch,wanker etc! I wonder what his girlfriend sees in him? His wallet, perhaps?
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Post by gazbo on Dec 6, 2004 6:54:59 GMT -5
This morning he spent a good 5 minutes insulting Comedy Dave because he said he was only going to buy 1 copy of Do They Know It's Christmas rather than 2 - apparently this makes Dave directly responsible for killing children.
The self-righteous cunt.
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Post by drbastard on Dec 6, 2004 7:18:44 GMT -5
Chris Moyles looks as though he's eaten some children. About ten judging by that girtyh, the fat fool.
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Post by Monkey on Dec 6, 2004 7:57:29 GMT -5
Hoorah at last someone has told the truth about that idiot!
I nearly cried the day they replaced Sara Cox with Moyles - I know a lot of people didn't like Coxy (I'm not one of them BTW) but at least she wasn't a self-rightous, arrogant pig!
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Post by flufff on Dec 6, 2004 10:02:04 GMT -5
Perhaps if Chris were to give up smoking and eating excess pies and gave the money he saved to Oxfam he might not be guilty of killing kiddies himself.
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Post by sexxyjon on Dec 6, 2004 19:38:33 GMT -5
Chris used to be hilarious when he did the graveyard shift on Radio 1. He used to play a different song from the same artist every day, like Nik Kershaw or Bros. That was kinda nice.
But the second he moved to daytime, that was it! I can quite honestly say he has ruined radio for me altogether.
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Post by Malibu on Dec 10, 2004 10:05:50 GMT -5
Perhaps if Chris were to give up smoking Erm he quit a while back! I think Chris Moyles is just great, He is the saviour of breakfast radio, hes so funny and he hates G4 so therfor hes just a LEGEND!!
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Post by Bexerina on Dec 11, 2004 11:28:34 GMT -5
i love chris moyles!!!! leave him alone he's funny!
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Post by Logan on Dec 16, 2004 5:09:02 GMT -5
As funny as running out of toilet paper.
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Post by Shezz on Dec 21, 2004 17:46:29 GMT -5
Erm he quit a while back! I think Chris Moyles is just great, He is the saviour of breakfast radio, hes so funny and he hates G4 so therfor hes just a LEGEND!! oh please. i saw him at a Will Young concert a few weeks ago at Wembley and apparently he walked out before Will finished - how rude. I'll never forget the way he presented Busted with that BRIT award either......
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Post by simon7 on Jan 8, 2005 18:30:23 GMT -5
Chris used to be hilarious when he did the graveyard shift on Radio 1. He used to play a different song from the same artist every day, like Nik Kershaw or Bros. That was kinda nice. But the second he moved to daytime, that was it! I can quite honestly say he has ruined radio for me altogether. He probably gets told what to play more on the breakfast show- they have to cater for all the dumbasses who like Busted and shit like that. At least he can still play stuff we don't normally hear on the "Buzz Off" game and Dave's tedious link. I think his attraction is that he really doesn't care what people think of him which I think he should be commended for- there are far too many people in the public eye who watch what they say in fear of annoying someone. Just look at all the people on the CD:UK review bit who say nice things about songs they blatantly don't like. If you don't like a song- say so! You can't be expected to like everything!
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Post by Smudge on Jan 8, 2005 19:01:08 GMT -5
i saw him at a Will Young concert a few weeks ago at Wembley and apparently he walked out before Will finished - how rude Well, he had probably heard that we were getting turned over at Milmoor, after missing a good twenty five sitters in the first five minutes. Bopping around to Will Young is not really the sort of thing you feel like doing when you become the first team to get beaten by a team that are rock bottom of the table so many points away from safety that it's practically more possible to fly the Titanic than avoid relegation. I like Chris. Most of the time he's not funny but he's entertaining enough to listen to. It's all about the team though. The show would be totally naff without Aled, Comedy Dave, Rachael et al. I love the show where the spent about an hour mocking Deff Leppard.
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on Jan 19, 2005 11:05:02 GMT -5
O fuck, he's started to make me chuckle (occasionaly). I particularly enjoy his Terry Wogan.
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Post by gazbo on Jan 20, 2005 7:49:08 GMT -5
Jesus! It was the Clowns & Idiots convention on Radio 1 this morning: Chris Moyles hosting a show featuring JK and Joel interviewing GLC, who repeatedly did a Crazy Frog impression.
Can it get any more clowny and/or idiotic than that? Honestly, if I weren't such a fucking idiot myself I might choose to wake up to a different station.
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Post by Lucy on Jan 23, 2005 18:57:25 GMT -5
Chris Moyles hosting a show featuring JK and Joel interviewing GLC, who repeatedly did a Crazy Frog impression. I have never been more thankful that I am not a Radio 1 listener, that would have made my ears bleed... *shudders*
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Post by Steveweiser on May 23, 2005 19:24:02 GMT -5
Not only a clown and/or idiot, but also a scab, as he went in to do his show today whilst the rest of the BBC were on strike. So did Jo Whiley, and Terry Wogan on Radio 2.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on May 24, 2005 5:11:38 GMT -5
I preferred Sara Cox. I understand that she pissed off a lot of people, but I have a really big problem with hearing male voices in the morning. She was funny, too.
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Post by doggie on May 24, 2005 5:21:32 GMT -5
Has anyone heard his'comedy' version of Gwen, Hollaback Girl? What a cunt.
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Post by beNcooKe on May 24, 2005 7:09:24 GMT -5
I read yesterday that he is apparently the only DJ that can be seen from space. This was on Holy Moly so it must be true.
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Post by richie on May 25, 2005 6:03:51 GMT -5
I don't like him much but compare him to these
1. Sara Cox - the radio equivalent of a three week old Heat magazine, obsessed with Eastenders, her own dog and her superstar husband (who nobody had heard of till he appeared in the glossies with her)
2. Scott Mills - the stupidest fuck to ever appear on day time radio.
3. Zoe Ball - see 1.
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Post by baboon on May 29, 2005 16:14:32 GMT -5
jesus christ scott mills should have his own clowns and idiots section! what a spade.
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Post by gazbo on Jun 28, 2005 3:35:37 GMT -5
I knew I'd not be able to leave this thread alone for long. if she was set on naming the album after a song So Good would have been A LOT better I couldn't disagree more. It'd be an absolutely terrible choice - an open goal for reviewers who like to make lazy puns. Well I wonder what fat, tired old lazy cunt chose to make exactly that pun this morning after playing the single? The worst thing is it probably never even occurred to him that he was being anything other than sharp and incisive. Mr Moyles was never exactly a comic genius to start with, but recently he's got even worse. His show now is full of nothing other than competitions to win tickets, at which the lucky winner is expected to scream like a stuck pig. "ohmigod this is amazing the best thing that's ever happened to me I can't believe it!" Quite, love. Or you could've just paid £15 to Ticketmaster. Maybe he should take the hint from the fact that he is significantly less amusing than the show's newsreader. Then again, he's so arrogant that he probably genuinely doesn't think that's the case.
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Post by spankyplugs on Jun 28, 2005 5:40:01 GMT -5
Is Dave still going by the 'Comedy' prefix, or have the irony police rescinded his permit?
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