Kylie Minogues Fans

[Snuff]

Not all of them. Just the ones who happen to think that every song ever recorded was actually recorded by Kylie first and even if she didn't have the song for an album. It's still by right hers and she should collect all royalties for it. Typical conversation;-

MusicFan1: I really like Hey Jude by the Beatles
KylieFan: Did you know that song was actually offered to Kylie first?
MusicFan1: Thats not possible
KylieFan: It is. The song leaked onto sayhey. I've heard it. It's no way a cover version. Kylie get's all the song in the world ever first.
MusicFan1: But Kylie wasn't born then. She couldn't have recorded it.
KylieFan: Look! It was on SayHey. It's all official. A source from Polydor confirmed it! Kylie owns all the the songs in the world
MusicFan1: Piss off!

[drbastard]

Everyone knows Kylie was meant to have French Kisses. It would have been perfect for her gallic obsessed Body Language album, unfortunately that greasy haired dwarf got her claws into it.

Actually, many popstars leave themselves open for that criticism by attempting to ape Kylie in every manner possibly conceived so I have no sympathy for them when the Kylie Brigade get together.