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Britney
Mar 28, 2005 11:19:48 GMT -5
Post by puffpower on Mar 28, 2005 11:19:48 GMT -5
In light of the 'Mel C slams..' thread I thought I'd instigate my very own witchhunt against the queen of all that is wrong with the world. Britney is crap for the following reasons: 1. She is quite clearly the type of annoying brat thrown into showbiz to fulfill her crazy pushy mother's own ambitions. Her mother is a nob, who pedals the whole american dream family thing so sickeningly that she should be shot. Twice. In the face. 2. As part of her families old fashioned christian virtues, Britney was part of the true love waits campaign. Except it didn't for britney- she was too busy boffing Justin and getting married while fucked off her face. However, no one thought to mention this when loads of naive american girls were signing up to remain chaste. Oh dear. 3. She has no inherant talent, or originality and can only be stomached when dressed in a stylist's clothes, singing a song written for her, and dancing as instructed by a choreograoher. Take away all of this and she is an empty vessel, filled with satan's evil. 4. She has a lot of money but is still pictured in tracksuits, with spots and clumps of fake hair hanging from a pound shop bobble. Eugh.
Next up: Jessica Simpson...
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starla
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Britney
Mar 28, 2005 11:39:18 GMT -5
Post by starla on Mar 28, 2005 11:39:18 GMT -5
In light of the 'Mel C slams..' thread I thought I'd instigate my very own witchhunt against the queen of all that is wrong with the world. Britney is crap for the following reasons: 1. She is quite clearly the type of annoying brat thrown into showbiz to fulfill her crazy pushy mother's own ambitions. Her mother is a nob, who pedals the whole american dream family thing so sickeningly that she should be shot. Twice. In the face. 2. As part of her families old fashioned christian virtues, Britney was part of the true love waits campaign. Except it didn't for britney- she was too busy boffing Justin and getting married while fucked off her face. However, no one thought to mention this when loads of naive american girls were signing up to remain chaste. Oh dear. 3. She has no inherant talent, or originality and can only be stomached when dressed in a stylist's clothes, singing a song written for her, and dancing as instructed by a choreograoher. Take away all of this and she is an empty vessel, filled with satan's evil. 4. She has a lot of money but is still pictured in tracksuits, with spots and clumps of fake hair hanging from a pound shop bobble. Eugh. ...and then she releases Toxic and all is forgiven.
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Britney
Mar 28, 2005 13:11:10 GMT -5
Post by Cheeky Poof on Mar 28, 2005 13:11:10 GMT -5
In light of the 'Mel C slams..' thread I thought I'd instigate my very own witchhunt against the queen of all that is wrong with the world. Britney is crap for the following reasons: 1. She is quite clearly the type of annoying brat thrown into showbiz to fulfill her crazy pushy mother's own ambitions. Her mother is a nob, who pedals the whole american dream family thing so sickeningly that she should be shot. Twice. In the face. quote] Actually, it's been stated MANY MANY times by many people her mother was in no way pushy. I usually find people who hate Britney, use this as a point against, when it's not even true.
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Scruffy
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Britney
Mar 28, 2005 13:25:30 GMT -5
Post by Scruffy on Mar 28, 2005 13:25:30 GMT -5
In light of the 'Mel C slams..' thread I thought I'd instigate my very own witchhunt against the queen of all that is wrong with the world. Britney is crap for the following reasons: 1. She is quite clearly the type of annoying brat thrown into showbiz to fulfill her crazy pushy mother's own ambitions. Her mother is a nob, who pedals the whole american dream family thing so sickeningly that she should be shot. Twice. In the face. 2. As part of her families old fashioned christian virtues, Britney was part of the true love waits campaign. Except it didn't for britney- she was too busy boffing Justin and getting married while fucked off her face. However, no one thought to mention this when loads of naive american girls were signing up to remain chaste. Oh dear. 3. She has no inherant talent, or originality and can only be stomached when dressed in a stylist's clothes, singing a song written for her, and dancing as instructed by a choreograoher. Take away all of this and she is an empty vessel, filled with satan's evil. 4. She has a lot of money but is still pictured in tracksuits, with spots and clumps of fake hair hanging from a pound shop bobble. Eugh. Next up: Jessica Simpson... 1: Her mother is hardly the pusyh stage mother, I can't recall the last time I saw her follow Britney on the road etc a la Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's mom (who I really think is a knob) 2: As for the chastity thing loads of kids break it. It was used a gimmick and the press latched on to it. Britney is part of a huge PR machine and I'd say it's incredibly hard for stay true to that image. Why shouldn't she have slept with Justin? She was 18, in a stable long term relationship, something must teens don't have but they have sex regardless. 3: Who gives a flying fuck about talent? She gives us ace pop music and videos and dances really really well. This is what I like my popstars to do and Britney does it brillaintly. And at one point at least she had a great voice so you could call that a talent. 4: Who gives a shit how she dresses? I'd rather stars dress like Britney instead of that fuck awful bling everywhere and my own clothing label shite, the likes of 50 cent and Eminem wear..
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Britney
Mar 29, 2005 8:27:18 GMT -5
Post by Ella on Mar 29, 2005 8:27:18 GMT -5
Im sick of people slagging off Britney for what she looks like when shes not working. They say shes spotty, ugly and wears crap clothes. When infact she looks exactly the average woman walking down the street. And if she did wear full make-up all the time, wore perfect clothes and was a size 4 she'd be slagged off for being to in-to-herself, just like Victoria Beckham is.
Britney produces great pop songs. Wether thats down to her, her management, songwriters or choreographers, she's still on the front like. And for that, she should get some credit.
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Britney
Mar 29, 2005 19:46:07 GMT -5
Post by Martino on Mar 29, 2005 19:46:07 GMT -5
3. She has no inherant talent, or originality and can only be stomached when dressed in a stylist's clothes, singing a song written for her, and dancing as instructed by a choreograoher. Take away all of this and she is an empty vessel, filled with satan's evil. surely said vessel wouldn't actually be empty then
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