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Post by drbastard on Sept 1, 2005 7:25:45 GMT -5
If The Olsen Twins made me want to boycott Asda then Sharon certainly will. Tesco is better anyway, more bargains.
It isn't her lack of musical talent that bothers me, it's that she's constantly in my face pushing that fact on me. I hate her hair colour and I hate how she forces her senile husband onstage when he obviously doesn't want to be there - it pays the bills though.
Who agrees?
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Post by Kubla Khan on Sept 1, 2005 7:56:56 GMT -5
Isn' t Tabby the future of rock 'n' roll though?!?!?!?!?! Oh right, I'll get my coat.
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Post by faithless on Sept 1, 2005 9:16:10 GMT -5
I don't know... There's obviously something very wrong and vile about the whole Osbourne clan, apart from maybe Aimee who has my respect for giving the TV show a wide berth.
But there's also a somewhat appealing side to Sharon. There's something to be said for an outspoken woman who quite happily proclaims how she would like to piss in someone's face or send them a box full of shit etc. She almost enlightened in a crazy fucked up kinda way. Plus i like how she is honest about her surgery and all jazz, not like most celeb's who'll just lie like motherfuckers.
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Post by agrippina on Sept 1, 2005 10:01:35 GMT -5
I hate those Asda ads - not so much for the cheesiness as for the lying-through-her-teeth aspect. As if she would ever set foot in there if she wasn't been paid for it. I can't decide whether or not this extends to hating the woman herself - she does make me laugh on the X Factor, but her children are hideous, lumpen brats who clearly didn't become so obnoxious all on their own. A tough call....
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Post by calvinsteps on Sept 1, 2005 10:54:57 GMT -5
I don't have anything against Sharon, I like her on X-Factor though!
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Post by ttoby on Sept 1, 2005 11:01:34 GMT -5
I like her She's the best Osbourne, although she didn't release One Word... hmmm *goes and ponders*
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Post by calvinsteps on Sept 1, 2005 11:10:49 GMT -5
I like her She's the best Osbourne, although she didn't release One Word... hmmm *goes and ponders* That's a hard decision as 'One Word' is fab-er-lous!
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Post by Jade on Sept 1, 2005 11:43:35 GMT -5
I don't like her because she came to film at the Asda in Tamworth, she said she wanted to film there because she likes brummies. We're NOT brummies in Tamworth. If she wanted Brummies then why didn't she go to bloody Birmingham?
Sorry, I know it's petty, but it really pissed me off.
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Post by beNcooKe on Sept 1, 2005 12:41:56 GMT -5
What pisses me off about the ads is that bit where she puts video games in the trolley and says something like "those will keep my lot quiet / sort my lot out". Sorry?! i did see that right didnt I, she didnt put a big bad full of coke and assorted pills did she? No she put in a couple of playstation games. Fucking Liar.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Sept 1, 2005 16:12:01 GMT -5
Sharon Osbourne is the closest thing we have to Karen from Will and Grace. The only difference is that Sharon actually works. Which makes that comparison lose all of its magic.
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Post by Martino on Sept 1, 2005 18:11:16 GMT -5
i think what she needs is a striking new hair-do, i'm ridiculously bored of her red and black big, i don't know what though, perhaps some sort of lacquered effect with 1920's glory, i want a different colour infusion too, perhaps scott-lee blue?
she did come out with my quote of the year last week though, which i've taken to using quite religiously "it's not my fault, blame elton."
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Post by roxanne on Sept 1, 2005 18:25:48 GMT -5
Sharon is no-longer Tabby's Manager, and this will be her last 'X Factor.' Furthermore, Sharon is reported to have said, she's doing 'X Factor' this year for the money.
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Post by drbeat on Sept 2, 2005 5:02:24 GMT -5
She does everything for the money
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Post by tesko suicide on Sept 2, 2005 5:56:59 GMT -5
Here in New Zealand they still play repeats of her god-awful chat show on Sky. To make matters worse they advertise it every bloody ad-break. If I have to hear her say 'helloooo evreeeboddy" in that mind-splitting, nasal, cutesy, voice one more time...
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Post by roxanne on Sept 2, 2005 13:27:55 GMT -5
Here in New Zealand they still play repeats of her god-awful chat show on Sky. To make matters worse they advertise it every bloody ad-break. If I have to hear her say 'helloooo evreeeboddy" in that mind-splitting, nasal, cutesy, voice one more time... My deepest sympathy
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Post by drbastard on Sept 6, 2005 11:05:05 GMT -5
I'M SO FUCKING CARING!!!
I buy my daughter's clothes in George too.
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Post by Jade on Sept 6, 2005 12:37:23 GMT -5
I buy my daughter's clothes in George too. I can't think of a worse advert for Geroge clothing than that. 99 times out of 100 Kelly looks like she got dressed in the dark. The sooner Asda finishes Sharon the better. She pisses me off so much.
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Post by Dudie on Sept 6, 2005 13:57:02 GMT -5
I'm undecided. As a mother she's partisan to the point of insanity and has undoubtedly done untold harm to her kids by exposing them to the media. Nevertheless she saw the extreme creepiness in Steve Brookstein even if her remarks won him the fucking X factor. .... and her cosmetic surgery is amazing.
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Post by VeryKind on Sept 7, 2005 5:37:44 GMT -5
I like her. She has good hair!!
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Post by klee on Sept 7, 2005 6:47:53 GMT -5
Why is 'being dumpy' is a valid reason to hate Sharon Osbourne? This obsession with focusing on female celebrities' body shape (Nadine is TOO thin, Sharon is dumpy) seems borderline misogynist to me.
Sure, there is plenty to dislike about Sharon: she's crass, in it for the money and would sell her children down the river for a front page story and a cheque. However, at one time she was one of the most feared and respected managers in the rock business. The only reason Ozzy has a career is because Sharon sustained it. Say what you like about her but she's intelligent and a bloody good businesswoman. I'd rather go out on the piss with her than Simon Cowell any day.
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Post by agrippina on Sept 7, 2005 6:53:19 GMT -5
Actually, she isn't dumpy at all, unless I've been working with a different definition of "dumpy" (short and plump) to the rest of the world. I didn't actually pick up on the title of the thread until now - I just saw the words "Sharon Osborne" and the red mist descended!
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Post by Greg on Sept 7, 2005 8:25:53 GMT -5
Why is 'being dumpy' is a valid reason to hate Sharon Osbourne? This obsession with focusing on female celebrities' body shape (Nadine is TOO thin, Sharon is dumpy) seems borderline misogynist to me. This is very true. Especially as we're dealing with Dr Bastard (who has so many problems I'm even going to begin) who brands Jentina and Geri et al and anorexic at the drop of the hat. To then brand someone 'dumpy' when they obviously are not is surely fueling anorexia? Not only is Dr Bastard a hypocrite, he's also blatently his own worst enemy. Back to the point: Sharon Osbourne- She's a blatent sell-out, but she really does care, in fact, she's proud of it. And why the fuck not? Boycott Asda if you want, Sharon's got paid, she probably doesn't care. I dislike the adverts but not necessarily because of Sharon's involvement, just because Asda adverts always have been ludicrously rubbish and teeth-grittingly cheesy. She seems like loads of fun, but, unfortunately, she's a totally rubbish X-Factor judge. I'm sorry, she just is.
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Post by Infinity on Sept 7, 2005 10:49:33 GMT -5
I used to find her inoffensive enough, but after her utterly despicable behaviour on this year's Ozzfest toward Iron Maiden I'd quite like to see her head on a pole.
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Post by Infinity on Sept 7, 2005 10:55:00 GMT -5
The only reason Ozzy has a career is because Sharon sustained it. That's hardly a good thing. What is Ozzy going to be remembered for now - his work with one of the most beloved and influential heavy metal bands of all time, or as a shambling joke of a man manipulated by his domineering wife on some shit reality TV show?
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Post by fee on Sept 12, 2005 4:34:59 GMT -5
I just wish she'd stop hugging the X-Factor rejects all the time. These fake shows of compassion don't fool anyone and it only serves to further the delusions of the tone-deaf idiots who believe they know better than Simon Cowell. Tsk.
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Post by roxanne on Sept 12, 2005 22:53:43 GMT -5
When Simon made that remark about 'an advert for weight-watchers', Sharon laughed.
Pot , Kettle, Black
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Post by drbastard on Sept 13, 2005 10:30:03 GMT -5
Why is 'being dumpy' is a valid reason to hate Sharon Osbourne? 'Dumpy' is slang where I live for a horrible fucker. I'll never use slang again. Sorry. Greg, you are a wee boy in a man's world. You don't know me so don't try and judge me by your tacky standards. Despite your arrant stupidity I feel I must point out the obvious AGAIN in that Geri admitted she has an eating disorder. This is FACT. I am not calling her anorexic for the sake of it, she has made millions from her eating disorder so what I call her she deserves. As for Jentina, I wasn't the only person here that called her anorexic because she looked terribly thin. I didn't call her it as an insult, I was stating it as a fact.
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Post by starla on Sept 13, 2005 11:00:21 GMT -5
When Simon made that remark about 'an advert for weight-watchers', Sharon laughed. Pot , Kettle, Black was there before or after Ozzy tried to strangle her to death?
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Post by Madison on Sept 13, 2005 11:17:04 GMT -5
She looks lovely in that photo. Sorta like a primary school teacher.
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Post by ttoby on Sept 13, 2005 15:38:53 GMT -5
They'd look less daft if they swapped hair.
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