The Noel Gallagher 'slams' collection.

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1. Gallagher slams White's Coca-Cola connection

Outspoken Oasis star Noel Gallagher has slammed Jack White for writing and performing a song for a new Coca-Cola commercial.

The Importance Of Being Idle rocker insists The White Stripes frontman White has lost his credibility since signing a deal with the soft drinks multi-national.

He says: "Jack White, right, has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.

"He's supposed to be the poster boy for the alternative way of thinking… I'm not having that, that's fucking wrong.

"Particularly Coca-Cola, it's like doing a fucking gig for McDonald's."

WHO THE FUCK CARES.

well done Jack, some extra cash, probably Mc Chicken Premiers for life. I don't blame him.

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2. Noel Gallagher Slams Robbie Williams

Noel Gallagher is acting even more outspoken than his brother in the latest issue of Now magazine - and Robbie Williams is his target. Noel blasts, "I think Robbie is a very, very, very, very, very misguided, easily led, stupid, foolish young individual who'd definitely benefit from a slapping.
"I'd probably kick him down the stairs a couple of times, not that I'm a violent person."


Noel added, "I think he'd need to be held down by people in white coats and just slapped about the face for half an hour," he rants in an interview with Now magazine, "Robbie's the biggest fake ever - and yet he thinks he's Elvis.

"Watching his film, Nobody Someday, I felt like vomiting after about five minutes. Apart from that, he's a nice guy!"

He doesn't stop with Robbie either, as he shares the anything-but-love about brother Liam's ex-wife saying, "Liam's better off without Patsy Kensit, she was a f***wit of the highest order.

"But I don't like talking about my ex-wife because I'm more mature than that."

No you are not Noel.

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3. Noel Gallagher Slams Hip-Hop Stars

Noel says that although he grew up on hip-hop because it once “stood for something”, current rappers stars mistreat women, they're two–faced, they’re selfish and they promote violence.

As breaking news reports, Noel said: "What's masquerading itself as hip-hop-slash-R&B is fucking horrible… These guys will go on the telly going, 'Hey kids, stay in school, don't do drugs,' and then they'll be shooting each other down at the shopping mall.

"The disregard for women, stuff like that, I find it quite sickening. And the clothes they wear, and it's all about 'Me, me, me,' and 'I wanna fuck you up...' Give it a rest you bunch of idiots."

Souns just like you in the mid-90s you fucking hypocrite.

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4. Noel Gallagher Slams Oasis Bandmates

The Sunday People reports Oasis star Noel Gallagher, when asked what new members Gem Archer and Andy Bell bring to the band said, "Gem brings two packets of crisps and Andy brings a lunchbox and sarnies."

Hillarious!

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5. GALLAGHER SLAMS DOHERTY

Outspoken OASIS star NOEL GALLAGHER has hit out at drug-addled rocker PETE DOHERTY for being too soft.

The WONDERWALL guitarist is adamant the troubled BABYSHAMBLES frontman wouldn't be able to cope with life in his hard rocking band.

Gallagher says, "Listen son, you wouldn't last a rehearsal in Oasis.

"You'd be injecting washing up liquid into your sphincter within half a fucking hour."

The 37-year-old also blasts COLDPLAY frontman CHRIS MARTIN for resurrecting struggling British rockers EMBRACE's career by writing smash hit GRAVITY for them.

He says, "I don't know what the fuck he's doing writing songs for Embrace - but Chris can write a song."

Shame he could write a song to resurrect your band you cunt.

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The Brothers Gallagher always have, and always will be, utterly tedious cunts.

IRREFUTABLE FACT.

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The Gallagher brothers slag of everyone. It'd be quicker to list people they haven't slagged off... er, Charlotte Church and...