Kirkland
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Lady Sovereign Vs Some Poncy Little Twats. No Contest!
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Post by Kirkland on Mar 15, 2006 4:22:57 GMT -5
I wasn't aware of these bleached blonde beasts actually getting a record contract but their dream will soon be our nightmare.
They are, quite frankly, dire. But we knew they would be anyway.
Their video shows them staring dreamily into each other’s eyes and crooning a love song whilst cutting to couples in love. Their promo is a comfy conspiracy by the creative Cowell cancer, intending to rot our brains with vapid ballads, which contain no depth or passion to them at all.
Has anyone actually seen these fools on TV?
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Post by littlemissbitch on Mar 15, 2006 4:27:08 GMT -5
I can't believe they dared to cover the Beatles on CD:UK on Saturday. It was offensive.  |
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Post by Kubla Khan on Mar 15, 2006 4:37:35 GMT -5
They're Dollar as imagined by Cowell.
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Kirkland
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Lady Sovereign Vs Some Poncy Little Twats. No Contest!
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Post by Kirkland on Mar 15, 2006 5:45:35 GMT -5
At least Dollar had the genius of Trevor Horn behind them. Who the hell do Journey South have? And I'm rather bored with hearing shitty acoustic bands covering The Beatles in an obvious attempt to get some crumb of credibility. The whole concept is heinous!
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Becky
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Post by Becky on Mar 15, 2006 7:19:35 GMT -5
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Post by Kubla Khan on Mar 15, 2006 8:01:50 GMT -5
He should have covered My old man's a dustman.
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discolemonade
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Post by discolemonade on Mar 15, 2006 8:35:01 GMT -5
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NumanumAnzej
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Eurovision Fanatic!
Mogoce sem plan B...
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Post by NumanumAnzej on Mar 15, 2006 10:08:31 GMT -5
And Brenda gets NOTHING?!?!?!??!?!?!??! *fume*
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Becky
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Post by Becky on Mar 15, 2006 10:17:05 GMT -5
i just got sick in my mouth Sorry! I've seen the video now. Why is it an advert for Newcastle when they're Smog monsters (from Middlesborough)? |
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Post by shakeitondown on Mar 15, 2006 11:09:04 GMT -5
They remind me ofthe two blonde male Yellowcoats in "H-Di-Hi" - the ones that never got any funny lines (well, no one got any funny lines - but they didn't get any lines at all).
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Maureen
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Post by Maureen on Mar 15, 2006 11:16:17 GMT -5
I'm sure someone has said this before, but their dreadful name reminds me of a tacky euphemism for oral sex. Is this intentional?
I can just imagine them in the squalid toilets of a working men's club urging Irene the overweight, bleach blonde tea lady 'gwan pet, take a journey south' as they push her head down on one of their crotches, barely bulging with the strain of their micro-cocks. Yeuch.
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Fax Mactor
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Post by Fax Mactor on Mar 15, 2006 11:46:00 GMT -5
Why are Girls Aloud, the only reality TV band to give us something 'new'.
I don't care if the Fat Cats are just set out to make money, reality tv winners records will sell no matter how fuck awful they are, i.e. Thats My Goal. They could atleast do something interesting or experimental while they are raking in the cash.
I saw a lot of potential in Shayne but so far his material has been rubbish, its such a shame. A bit of elecrto-pop wouldn't go a miss.
Anyway back onto Journey South, i saw the video on tv the other day, i turned it over after about 10 seconds.
Snore.
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butterflyboy
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We ain't at McDonalds baby, so what's your beef?
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Post by butterflyboy on Mar 15, 2006 12:01:03 GMT -5
Im amazed at how quicky Journey South and Andy's albums have been made. Its like PWL,
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butterflyboy
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We ain't at McDonalds baby, so what's your beef?
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Post by butterflyboy on Mar 15, 2006 12:01:25 GMT -5
but shit
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Jen
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Post by Jen on Mar 15, 2006 12:09:24 GMT -5
Im amazed at how quicky Journey South and Andy's albums have been made. Its like PWL, Have you seen the tracklistings? It's literally every song they both did on The X Factor. I was most surprised by the fact that Simon signed Andy to his label, as well as Journey South and Shayne. He always talks about how not everyone will get a deal, and how prudent he is about which finalists he signs, and how its a winners show so not everyone is going to get a deal. Yet all 3 finalists are on his label, ready to release (awful) albums. Too many cooks spoil the broth Mr Cowell....... |
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Post by splitchick59 on Mar 15, 2006 17:24:44 GMT -5
Im amazed at how quicky Journey South and Andy's albums have been made. Its like PWL, Have you seen the tracklistings? It's literally every song they both did on The X Factor. I was most surprised by the fact that Simon signed Andy to his label, as well as Journey South and Shayne. He always talks about how not everyone will get a deal, and how prudent he is about which finalists he signs, and how its a winners show so not everyone is going to get a deal. Yet all 3 finalists are on his label, ready to release (awful) albums. Too many cooks spoil the broth Mr Cowell....... At least the American Idol albums don't chiefly rely on covers they performed on the show. Of course, they keep recycling tracks over and over, and most debuts are medicore, but besides that. If I wanted to hear the songs they did on the show, i'd listen to the live mp3s from it. |
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Post by letuinmybackdoor on Mar 15, 2006 17:31:09 GMT -5
They're both 'quick buck' albums to make a few quid near mothers day with scant regard for any artistic progress or integrity with a couple of 'new' songs to try and counterract too much criticism. See also G4.
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Post by letuinmybackdoor on Mar 15, 2006 17:31:50 GMT -5
Actually, DON'T see G4, Fuck off G4.
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