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Post by moldienut on Dec 18, 2005 21:15:55 GMT -5
I think Britney Spears should get a punch because she is taking the piss out of Madonna.I think she doesn't even believe in Kabbalah and she is bullshitting about it.That red bracelet she wears is asking for a big punch by rabbis in synagogues. At least Madonna has any evidence like she reads books but all Britney ever has is a 50p tacky misspelt black market Hebrew tattoo on the back of her neck.If I was Madonna I would stop being friends with her and tell her to fuck off if she asks for more information about it. If I was Jewish, I will be against her and I hope an evil spirit kills her.If she ever enters a Kabbalah centre, she should be refused entry and be sent to hell and die.
She is only doing it for a fashion statement and she is a fucking bitch for taking the piss out of other peoples religions, if I ever see her doing it again or other things for example wearing turbans or long gowns, she is dead.
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Post by veryjammy on Dec 19, 2005 8:20:54 GMT -5
I'm sure she's shaking in her trailer park caravan
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Post by HeartGoesBoom on Dec 19, 2005 11:52:05 GMT -5
Nah. Britney is the best.
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Post by calvinsteps on Dec 19, 2005 14:30:49 GMT -5
* Awaits Britney's triumphant comeback to 'pop' *
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Post by shakeitondown on Dec 19, 2005 16:41:46 GMT -5
If I was Jewish, I will be against her and I hope an evil spirit kills her.If she ever enters a Kabbalah centre, she should be refused entry and be sent to hell and die. She is only doing it for a fashion statement and she is a fucking bitch for taking the piss out of other peoples religions, if I ever see her doing it again or other things for example wearing turbans or long gowns, she is dead. My my. You sound like a very spiritual soul. I bet you "know where she lives" What if she dressed up as a vicar while attending a vicars and tarts party? Would that warrant a fatwah, Mahatma? |
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Post by moldienut on Dec 19, 2005 17:34:01 GMT -5
For me, the only reason I don't like her because of religious reasons and she never used to follow it.If I was Jewish or a Kabbalist, I would be very offended because she is a Baptist.
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Post by starla on Dec 19, 2005 21:18:36 GMT -5
oh, this is bad.
Britney is fabtastic!
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Post by crazyboy on Dec 20, 2005 8:57:21 GMT -5
i just thought i would add that this thread is fucking hilarious.
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Post by MoondialSlater on Dec 20, 2005 9:22:22 GMT -5
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 9:51:09 GMT -5
No, not that one, the hitting punch. Ha ha ha what a joke that is. |
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Post by starla on Dec 20, 2005 12:39:15 GMT -5
I wouldn't mess with Britters. She has a massive python that will eat you before you can say 'oops'!  |
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Post by drbeat on Dec 20, 2005 12:49:35 GMT -5
I think we finally found someone more snokker loopy than the dear Ms Spears herself. You and that guy with the hook should get together sometime!
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 15:31:16 GMT -5
I wouldn't mess with Britters. She has a massive python that will eat you before you can say 'oops'! I am not scared of a stupid python, it can't eat me anyway because it is too small and snakes cannot chew.You will need an anaconda or a boa constrictor to eat a human. |
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Post by starla on Dec 20, 2005 16:41:19 GMT -5
I am not scared of a stupid python, it can't eat me anyway because it is too small and snakes cannot chew.You will need an anaconda or a boa constrictor to eat a human. Yeah well, she has a big fuck off 8ft wide black bodyguard who will beat you to death with his willy if you so DARE as breathe near Brito in the wrong way. ![]() |
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 16:53:18 GMT -5
I am not scared of a stupid python, it can't eat me anyway because it is too small and snakes cannot chew.You will need an anaconda or a boa constrictor to eat a human. Yeah well, she has a big fuck off 8ft wide black bodyguard who will beat you to death with his willy if you so DARE as breathe near Brito in the wrong way. ![]() I have heard that she had recently fired her bodyguard and I don't know if it is true.If that bodyguard motherfucker comes near me, I would have a very vicious rottweiler and a staffie and a very powerful gun to kill him with.I hope he gets mauled by very vicious dogs. |
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Post by shakeitondown on Dec 20, 2005 18:58:19 GMT -5
My Dad has a tank and was in the S.A.S
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Post by MoondialSlater on Dec 20, 2005 19:15:34 GMT -5
You and that guy with the hook should get together sometime!  "Don't shake his hand, he'll 'ave ya fingers off." |
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Post by crazyboy on Dec 20, 2005 20:26:59 GMT -5
moldienut what is your first language? i find the way you structure your sentences rather queer.
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 20:53:21 GMT -5
moldienut what is your first language? i find the way you structure your sentences rather queer. I am not gay and my first and only language is English. |
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 20:57:45 GMT -5
My Dad has a tank and was in the S.A.S Cool, that will blow that bodyguard wanker to bits. |
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 21:01:38 GMT -5
I think we finally found someone more snokker loopy than the dear Ms Spears herself. You and that guy with the hook should get together sometime! What guy with the hook?, the one that Britain deported, Abu Hamza. |
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Post by veryjammy on Dec 20, 2005 21:08:09 GMT -5
By the way, just because this hasn't really been addressed, how do you know she's taking the piss? It could be a fashion statement, and I'll admit that Britters is hardly a deep thinking intellectual, but maybe Madonna helped her see something she liked in the religion, even if just a small aspect of it. And if so then why is that a problem?
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Post by crazyboy on Dec 20, 2005 21:08:17 GMT -5
Theres more than one meaning to 'Queer' my dear.
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Post by moldienut on Dec 20, 2005 21:14:00 GMT -5
Theres more than one meaning to 'Queer' my dear. Yes I know that but nowadays it means homosexual. |
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Post by agrippina on Dec 21, 2005 5:37:49 GMT -5
Is this thread a joke? Somebody just used the word "nowadays".
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