Rewrite "My Lovely Horse" For This Horse.

[ScissorSister]

I just had this stupid idea. It could work..

Here are the original lyrics, and if you've seen that one episode of Father Ted, even if it was only once, you'll know the tune.

"My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist

My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night... "


I also kind of think that Goldfrapp should do an electro cover of the song.

[liberator]

Ah the superfluous writings of Neil Hannon!