Britney's Port-A-Patrol

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The New York Daily News reports Britney Spears was backstage in the W Lounge at the Diesel fashion show in Bryant Park when she had to use the facilities. Forming a wedge around her, her bodyguards escorted her to a portable toilet and surrounded it. "Everybody was cracking up," a spy revealed.

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[MoondialSlater]

Which is strange because also in the press this week has been a story about how she went to a beach and took a p*** on the sand with a friend not caring who saw her.