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Post by flufff on Jul 1, 2004 15:34:32 GMT -5
According to some Mark Rhodes website run by his family Mark is now shagging in a meaningful relationship with Zoe Birkett!!!! She's been going round to his house to watch the football and everything. His family have seen fit to publish this photo on their website.  Perhaps this is part of some Simon Fuller masterplan to breed future generations of popstars. Mark and Zoe will have babies, and they'll breed with Sam and S Club 8 girl's children (forgot which one). I'm sure Gareth would happily produce children with Rachel Stevens and/or Emma Bunton. |
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jul 1, 2004 15:36:41 GMT -5
I'm sure Gareth would happily produce children with Rachel Stevens and/or Emma Bunton. His sperm may already be spoken for. Jordan's apparently pregnant again. |
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Post by flufff on Jul 1, 2004 15:53:40 GMT -5
That's super-strength sperm. Simon will be unhappy, he needs to be saving it to impregnate someone from the 19 rosta.
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 1, 2004 16:03:22 GMT -5
Hasn't Mark got a nice garden?
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Post by flufff on Jul 1, 2004 16:16:34 GMT -5
Mum, is that you?
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Post by Benny on Jul 2, 2004 3:42:23 GMT -5
We're enjoying nice weather for the time of year too aren't we?
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Post by spud on Jul 5, 2004 10:40:21 GMT -5
Perhaps this is part of some Simon Fuller masterplan to breed future generations of popstars. Mark and Zoe will have babies, and they'll breed with Sam and S Club 8 girl's children (forgot which one). I'm sure Gareth would happily produce children with Rachel Stevens and/or Emma Bunton. It's Frankie - the poor girl |
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Post by play with me on Jul 5, 2004 17:23:23 GMT -5
Doesn't Zoe look rather white, and Mark rather ginger?
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Post by smellslikesomeghost on Jul 6, 2004 2:44:24 GMT -5
I feel so disillusioned. Wasn't that nice boy Mark happily engaged to his long time sweetheart? Surely fame hasn't interfered with true love. That nice down to earth lad wouldn't have his head turned would he?
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Post by gabbygoo on Jul 7, 2004 11:36:17 GMT -5
Breaking News
Simon Cowell announces a new pop idol series called baby idol.
All contestants must have bona fido idol parents and have excellent lungs
The winner will receive a year's supply of pampers
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Post by loopylulu on Jul 7, 2004 11:51:12 GMT -5
Mark and his girlfriend split some time ago, shame people can't leave Mark alone really with his mum so ill, and just wish him and Zoe the best of luck.
Lulu
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Post by sugafluffyatled on Jul 7, 2004 12:13:47 GMT -5
God I hate these publicity stunt. Duos are soooooooo over.
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Post by loopylulu on Jul 7, 2004 12:22:21 GMT -5
I do not see this as a publicty stunt, it was on a private site, not the papers, and they have been told to take it off there by 19 who I assume think all lads should be young free and single HOW sad are 19! If you look it now says ReMOVED and 19 told them to remove it so they dont like the fact that Mark has a life outside the duo! Odd lot 19 are get their artist to mime at live gigs, get them on kiddies TV and wonder why they go down the pan! Where is Michelle no longer on the list of BMG artists I read today on a site! Wonder why another POP FLOP
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Post by Bootie on Jul 7, 2004 12:25:47 GMT -5
and they have been told to take it off there by 19 who I assume think all lads should be young free and single HOW sad are 19! Bloomin heck. Really?? Ridiculous |
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Post by MoondialSlater on Jul 7, 2004 12:41:50 GMT -5
I've a horrible feeling this two are going to turn up for the auditions for Popstars: Boy Meets Girl.
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Post by flufff on Jul 7, 2004 13:19:28 GMT -5
That's a brilliant idea. I'd love it if that were true. Except all the Zoe fans would start to hate Mark and crap as he is he's nice and doesn't deserve it.
Chill with the publicity stunt thing. It was a joke. I would say 19 were right to advise them to take the photo off the site because it's not the cleverest of moves if you want to keep your relationship private which they should want.
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Post by gabbygoo on Jul 7, 2004 14:59:25 GMT -5
I do not see this as a publicty stunt, it was on a private site, not the papers, and they have been told to take it off there by 19 who I assume think all lads should be young free and single HOW sad are 19! If you look it now says ReMOVED and 19 told them to remove it so they dont like the fact that Mark has a life outside the duo! Odd lot 19 are get their artist to mime at live gigs, get them on kiddies TV and wonder why they go down the pan! Where is Michelle no longer on the list of BMG artists I read today on a site! Wonder why another POP FLOP Lulu They sang live last week end on both days (Swansea and Dudley) I would like to think my e-mail campaign to 19 worked but am not sure 19 listen to fans so was probably just a fluke but am happy with result anyway. Even the odd dud notes was preferably to mimed crap |
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