CD:UK - 8/5/05

[Steveweiser]

I knew there was a reason other than the Grand Prix that CD:UK was dumped to Sunday this week - Kelly Osbourne's the worst guest presenter yet. Had to give up watching it because she's so awful. Even worse than when she did the Poll Winners Party that time.

[scandipop]

Towards the end she gave up on reading a link because she couldn't see it and then just asked Dave to do it. And when they came back from the break she was right there beside Dave still studying her cue cards. Professionalism woman. I don't think many viewers would have noticed though - her tits were clammering to be released from that dress.

Why was she slurring her words so much? I hope she's not back on the ol' painkillers again bless her.

She put on a good performance of One Word though.

[Snuff]

Disaster! I hated it when she said to gwen something along the lines of "Congratulations on being voted most stylish woman by harpers." It was supposed to be as a friendly gesture towards Gwen as if she'd just thought of it, but became so awfully read off the clipboard you could even see Gwen thinking 'She won't be doing this job again'

[ham74]

poor stuff. she has a face u wanna punch. sorry.

[Model]

Aww the fact she was so bad kinda made me love her even more!

[poppydoodles]

ham74 said:

poor stuff. she has a face u wanna punch. sorry.

shhh.

I thought she was lovely. I actually like it when people mess up; it just seems more relaxed. Those bozoomas were a bit squashed and tight. Whatever hapenned to I-Don't-Give-A-Crap-If-My-Tits-Fall-Out-This-Floaty-Number attitude?

[flufff]

Bugger - missed it. I'm growing quite fond of Kelly these days.

[greyhag]

Can I say how much I enjoyed the Black Eyed Peas performance? Although Fergie just couldn't sing the 'No-no-no' bit, it was overall a good effort.

I also loved the bit at the start where they had all the guests lined up before the credits, they should do that more often. But whose idea was it to put Steve from X Factor oppisite Gwen Stefani?

[drbastard]

I loved Kelly as the presenter. She was awful but she done things that made me laugh.

A) "Our next...artist..." she spits the word before saying Mariah's name.

B) Dave Berry is naming next week's 'artists' and Kelly is cheering at each name until he mentions Geri and she goes strangely silent.

C) Gwen Stefani can't even get her LAMB people right giving them all the wrong names. If you look you can see Love looking horrified at Gwen. Anyway, Gwen's music is fab but she's so embarrassing to watch it makes me cringe.