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Post by drbastard on Jul 1, 2005 6:01:23 GMT -5
According to that bastion of taste, Now, Rachel's record label are so worried about her 'poor chart positions' that they've hired a TV crew to trail her everywhere and do a reality TV show.
That is a recipe for disaster, it really is. Who the hell is going to watch Rachel Stevens be boring on television for a whole hour? She's just a dummy and the reason her records do shit is because they're crap. Negotiate With Love? Please, someone pass me my shotgun.
She'll just sit there and talk about gloves or some dreary shit, possibly namecheck all the bands that her people have told her is cool so she too will look cool (impossible) Like 'The Killers' or 'The Kaiser Chiefs' or something.
And that tactic worked wonders for Geri's career too.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 7:52:52 GMT -5
where'd you get this info from?
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Post by nencipoo on Jul 1, 2005 9:40:42 GMT -5
What in sam's hill??
I have no clue where Dr. Bastard came up with that, but I can assure you, that in Rachel's live chat with ThisisLondon..she was asked if she would do any reality tv shows..and she said NO. Who the hell is going to listen to Dr. Bastard anyways.. I sure won't..
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 9:45:38 GMT -5
Yeah I've given up listening to him a long time ago. S'probably why my karma is so low, like I give a fuck... Anyway, I looked up this story a lot and didn't find anything about it... at all
Someone's grasping at straws for attention
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Post by drbastard on Jul 1, 2005 10:19:57 GMT -5
Did you miss the part of my post that said According to that bastion of taste, Now, Rachel's record label blah blah.Now Magazine. And I don't need to grasp at straws to get attention on Popjustice. I'm an Almighty, you moronic plebs and I don't need good Karma for that. What schools did you two imbeciles truant? I didn't state it was a fact, I'm stating it is a rumour. Could I get a more intelligent comment from someone here. Someone important like Storm or Sophie? Tim even! Or agreement from VeryJammy? Who the hell is going to listen to Dr. Bastard anyways.. I sure won't.. Are you some sort of deviant or something? What the hell are you on about? This is a message board where people post messages to read and agree/disagree/exalt/smite so your vacuous comment will be read by few and laugh at by many. I am not harming anyone with my comments - don't take me too seriously. People know what to expect of me and that's why there is only one (top bitchmonster) Dr Bastard on this board. |
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Post by 'Cynical Cunt' on Jul 1, 2005 10:21:16 GMT -5
ThisisLondon..she was asked if she would do any reality tv shows..and she said NO. They probably meant, Big Brother, I'm A Celebrity and Celeb Love Island etc. p.s. Dr Bastard is my hero. |
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jul 1, 2005 11:22:49 GMT -5
Yeah I've given up listening to him a long time ago. S'probably why my karma is so low, like I give a fuck... No, your karma is low because you are a cunt. FACT. |
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 12:10:22 GMT -5
I'm a cunt? Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Like I said before: don't call me a cunt. And like I said before: some of you guys take this forum way too far.
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Post by drbastard on Jul 1, 2005 12:22:04 GMT -5
I'm a cunt? Do you even know the meaning of the word? Like I said before: don't call me a cunt. And like I said before: some of you guys take this forum way too far. I think you've taken your time here too far. |
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 12:24:33 GMT -5
Have I? Here is a nice email Dr. Bastard sent me, everyone!
Dear Ronald.
You really shouldn't attempt to insult me on Popjustice. They don't call me Dr Bastard for nothing. That's what you are, Ronald. Nothing. You are nothing. You are less than me. An inferior ant. Dust I'll kick over at my leisure.
I never once insulted you. But you've declared war on me and we'll see who wins.
I have a feeling I won't be seeing you on Popjustice soon.
Happy Birthday.
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*Points out* I insulted you? By what? Saying I think you're grasping for straws for attention?
*Points out* You never insulted me? Hm, Check the rachel Stevens Gloves posts... All of them
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 12:30:56 GMT -5
Another note: Thank you Dr. Bastard for deeming me "nothing". I've forgotten how the centre of the universe is controlled by you. Maybe you should check your surroundings, surely I may be nothing for not thinking like you, nor like you: take everything too far and threaten people by sending them emails . Grow some balls man, it's a forum, You don't have to take everything like it's a shot in the groin at you.
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Post by AugustMoon on Jul 1, 2005 13:02:44 GMT -5
I like the way these places work. The minutest detail can become a pretext for prolonged and futile arguments. In this case I was going to write that "Now Magazine" is something that makes "People Magazine" seem high-brow and intellectually taxing. If you don't know of its existence Dr Bastard's initial: "...that bastion of taste, Now, ...", could seem unintelligible for the cursory reader. If I'd come in before nencipoo, maybe I could have nipped this in the bud? But if you people want to fight...
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 13:06:32 GMT -5
Actually fighting is so immature. (I hate Drama to the extreme). So I'm dropping it as of now. Dr. Bastard, if you want to have a futile argument then I apologize for ailing you. I came here for the pop talk, not the fight
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Post by drbastard on Jul 1, 2005 13:09:02 GMT -5
You came here to insult and laugh at me. What a fucking cheek. Another note: Thank you Dr. Bastard for deeming me "nothing". I've forgotten how the centre of the universe is controlled by you. Maybe you should check your surroundings, surely I may be nothing for not thinking like you, nor like you: take everything too far and threaten people by sending them emails . Grow some balls man, it's a forum, You don't have to take everything like it's a shot in the groin at you. Next time read my post (or any others, this is not the first thread you've filled with your badly phrased bollocks) before you reply. |
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Post by nencipoo on Jul 1, 2005 13:13:31 GMT -5
Have I? Here is a nice email Dr. Bastard sent me, everyone! Dear Ronald. You really shouldn't attempt to insult me on Popjustice. They don't call me Dr Bastard for nothing. That's what you are, Ronald. Nothing. You are nothing. You are less than me. An inferior ant. Dust I'll kick over at my leisure. I never once insulted you. But you've declared war on me and we'll see who wins. I have a feeling I won't be seeing you on Popjustice soon. Happy Birthday. ----------------------------------------- *Points out* I insulted you? By what? Saying I think you're grasping for straws for attention? *Points out* You never insulted me? Hm, Check the rachel Stevens Gloves posts... All of them really thisemptybrain! rock on..you are great this is what Dr. BASTARDO emailed me.. Jun 11, 2005, 2:01pm, nencipoo wrote:I have been on Popjustice for quite a while. I just made a new name. I know the horrible things Dr. Bastard says about Rachel, but, I don't really care at all. Whatever he says goes through one ear and right through the other. Whenever I read the posts, I just skip what he says because its so stupid. She's a boring little slut fuck and so are you. Don't denigrate me again. |
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Post by nencipoo on Jul 1, 2005 13:14:13 GMT -5
its so funny watching dr. bastardo just rambles on with his useless words.. =]]
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Post by drbastard on Jul 1, 2005 13:21:03 GMT -5
My Private Mails are exactly that. Private. And I only attack when I am attacked first. I don't (despite popular opinion here) go around insulting people. You, Nencipoo, have swore at me time and time again. Thisemptybrain has spoken at me, not to me, which is worse.
I despise you two. And my words are never sodding useless.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 13:28:41 GMT -5
*sighs* whatever. Dr. Bastard, anything I"ve ever said about you was on here. The fact is, the first "bad" or "insulting" thing I said to you was on this board today. Everyone read it. I don't do it in private, I aplogize Dr. Bastard that you are so dillusional
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Post by 'Cynical Cunt' on Jul 1, 2005 13:48:44 GMT -5
OK... it's getting a bit Catty in here isn't it?
thisemptybrain, or whatever you call yourself! I find it quite hypocritical that you should call anyone dillusional? Do you really think that everyones opinions are going to be the same as yours? How silly.
You like Rachel Stevens... good for you.
Dr Bastard hates Rachel Stevens... good for him.
I doubt you are going to end his longterm hatred for Rachel with a few petty words and name calling? So why bother.
Ta ra x
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 14:13:47 GMT -5
That's not what I called him Dillusional Cynical... and also I've yet to call him names. I'm not that immature. This has nothing to do with rachel Stevens, I don't give a damn who likes her or not.
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Post by nencipoo on Jul 1, 2005 14:18:04 GMT -5
gosh.. dr.bastard you make it sound like "thisemptybrain" and "me" are the bad guys here. we haven't done anything. actually let me speak for myself..i came onto this board trying to find ways to show people how great rachel stevens is..then i find out people like you always cuss her out and just totally denigrate her just for being a quite brilliant popstar.. i mean what i really dont get is..if u dont like her..then dont come into her posts and start bsing her..its quite obvious that we get the idea that you are just a pessimistic when it comes to talking about anything related to rachel stevens.. good for you..you hate her..now go away..go talk about your favorite singers..
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Post by gazbo on Jul 1, 2005 17:33:21 GMT -5
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 1, 2005 18:06:10 GMT -5
There is a show being made, but I can't remember which channel it's being made for. Some filming was done the last time she was at CD:UK, so I guess it could be for ITV2, and be shown the same time as Girls Aloud's ITV2 show.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 1, 2005 18:10:45 GMT -5
Oh Lord. Hahaha! That's cute Gazvery good. |
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Post by Jen on Jul 1, 2005 18:33:44 GMT -5
This thread is exhausting.
Dr B it is worth pointing out that Now is desperately unreliable, especially in their gossip columns. The things they have gotten wildly wrong are numerous. And in all seriousness, do you not get bored slating Rachel?
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Post by drbastard on Jul 2, 2005 2:28:51 GMT -5
Dr. Bastard that you are so dillusional If you want to know the true meaning of Delusional check your own website. The only thing you will sell is you ass - to get a contract you understand. CDs won't ever get sold. Sorry, Ronald. As for my attacks upon Rachel's persona, it's another misconception that all I do is slate her. I don't. Get a grip. Though when I hear she's making a tv show, I laugh. Like or dislike what I say I am still allowed to say it - as you well know! Rachel is shit, deep down we all know that. The day Charlotte Church reigns as the pop queen in waiting we know her to be is going to be a good day. With her you get drama, which she doesn't fob off. With her you get talent and pure iconicity. With Rachel and her tv show you'll get mongs like Will Young and Jeremy Edwards mentioned. Seriously though, put away your obsession with La Stevens for a moment and think about it. Even fans must question the sanity behind such a move. Like I said earlier, Geri was impaled by her camera crew. Rachel is going to reinforce the public perception that she is a dummy. And I shall end my weekly attack there. Oh, let me add that my spelling is better than yours Ronald, isn't it? |
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Post by nencipoo on Jul 2, 2005 23:11:57 GMT -5
more useless comments by dr. bastardo.. when is this going to come to an end!! I laughed audibly at this keep babbling on..
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Post by Antonio on Jul 3, 2005 12:03:57 GMT -5
Back to "The show" idea. I don't believe for sne second that is true. I think the yrealize a show about Rachel alone wouldn't attract too many viewers. I'm a huge Rachel fan, yet a realist still. I would watch it, because I like her, a lot. If I didn't like her, I probably wouldn't watch it.
I really don't think this is true. Why would Polydor invest more money in a show that would obviously tank? When shows like Pop Idol are putting out singers who are flopping left and right (Zoe Birkett, bless her... Michelle McmAnus, etc, etc...), why would they waste money on a show about her "singing live" (aka. miming)?
Doesn't make sense.
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Post by Pandarama on Jul 3, 2005 12:26:32 GMT -5
more useless comments by dr. bastardo.. when is this going to come to an end!! I laughed audibly at this keep babbling on.. No, don't. And that goes for everyone partaking in the above bitching session. Stop it. It's beyond tedious. |
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jul 3, 2005 20:47:26 GMT -5
*stops It*
Back on topic: I doubt this idea is true. Unless they tried pulling a Britney Kevin Chaotic shmeal on us... I hope not. I doubt it too. Maybe it's like an MTV "Album Drop" (or something to that effect) like in the USA where they follow around an artist uptil when the album gets released and some singles get released too. It's actually pretty cool to watch, the Justin Timberlake one was very interesting to watch and see how everything he does affects his album sales.
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