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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 11, 2005 9:24:18 GMT -5
Oh... my... I just almost lost my lunch. I'm pretty speechless now. That is the worst thing... ever Not really. Stuff like that happens. I think it's rather endearing.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 11, 2005 12:18:33 GMT -5
I think it's rather endearing. Sophie, I give you all the credit of being an understanding person. An innocent question though: Would you feel the same if she had a penis under there? That would be really endearing
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 11, 2005 15:47:02 GMT -5
I think it's rather endearing. Sophie, I give you all the credit of being an understanding person. An innocent question though: Would you feel the same if she had a penis under there? That would be really endearing No, it wouldn't, because penises are invasive. Vaginal lips are relatively harmless in the grand scheme of things. Can Paris help it that a patriarchal society forces her to wear underwear that doesn't actually cover herself? No. Is it lovely that she's got a Hollywood wax so as to fulfill her fiance's need to make love to a child-like, 'clean' woman? Yes. Front wedgies happen, and if they happen to Paris, it just makes them (even more) fabulous.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 11, 2005 15:54:39 GMT -5
Oh, this is where I think I should write a song called:
Vagina's Are The Enemy.
They are just too... well I'm not explaining my distaste for the blessed womb. If it's your thing, I say have your fun with it. But me, I like something to grab onto down there.
Oh and BTW, Sophie that was very poetic.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 11, 2005 16:02:10 GMT -5
Oh, this is where I think I should write a song called: Vagina's Are The Enemy. They are just too... well I'm not explaining my distaste for the blessed womb. If it's your thing, I say have your fun with it. But me, I like something to grab onto down there. Paris' womb wasn't hanging out of her body. Stop being such a der brain. You cannot compare the above photo with, say, a photo of a man 'accidentally' letting his penis be shown; they are completely different concepts.
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Post by PushTheBuena on Aug 11, 2005 18:19:55 GMT -5
Say what. It's not society's fault she can't, as it seems in the picture, put a thong on the right way round or, ya know, not wear a dress that leaves her vag exposed to all and sundry. If you look at the picture it looks suspiciously like she's lifting the dress up specifically to get an eyeful. Fair enough but I reserve the right to roll my eyes at the lameness.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 11, 2005 18:24:02 GMT -5
Oh, this is where I think I should write a song called: Vagina's Are The Enemy. They are just too... well I'm not explaining my distaste for the blessed womb. If it's your thing, I say have your fun with it. But me, I like something to grab onto down there. Paris' womb wasn't hanging out of her body. Stop being such a der brain. You cannot compare the above photo with, say, a photo of a man 'accidentally' letting his penis be shown; they are completely different concepts. I never said her womb was hanging out. I said that I don't want to explain what I think about wombs... meaning vagainas too. Also, are you feminist? What if a man's junk was exposed? Does it always have to be on purpose? I highly doubt this was a "wardrobe malfunction". It would get her press, and obviously did.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 12, 2005 11:08:25 GMT -5
yizzo, thisemptybrain, you have never had female genitalia, so you can't really say that you have a clue of what you're on about.
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Post by PushTheBuena on Aug 12, 2005 11:23:19 GMT -5
A part of me is thinking 'Oh, come on!', but the rest has to admit defeat. Actually I'm planning to use that as an effective argument ender for any situation- "You just shagged my girlfriend you cunt" "You have never had female genitalia, so you can't really say that you have a clue what you're on about." "You haven't done the dishes for a month" "You have never had female genitalia, so you can't really say that you have a clue what you're on about," and so forth.
I reckon the picture might be fake anyway.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 12, 2005 11:28:30 GMT -5
A part of me is thinking 'Oh, come on!', but the rest has to admit defeat. Actually I'm planning to use that as an effective argument ender for any situation- "You just shagged my girlfriend you cunt" "You have never had female genitalia, so you can't really say that you have a clue what you're on about." "You haven't done the dishes for a month" "You have never had female genitalia, so you can't really say that you have a clue what you're on about," and so forth. I reckon the picture might be fake anyway. Ha! The thing is...what happened to Paris has happened to the rest of us. It's nothing to do with her wearing her clothes wrongly. Maybe tugging at the skirt was a bit naughty of her, but it's still fabulous.
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Post by Sian! At The Disco on Aug 24, 2005 15:47:52 GMT -5
I personally applaud Paris Hilton. After her sex video was released instead of sitting back and wallowing in her own pity like most people would, she went out and made herself famous for other reasons, including writing a book, being on TV, modeling, opening clubs, starring in movies and recording an album. I think Screwed is a great song, it's fun it's catchy and is good to dance to. All the dumb things she said on The Simple Life were made to be funny. If her and Nicole went on the show and did everything right the first time it wouldn't be funny and wouldn't have been such a hit. But no matter what you think about Paris Hilton, you have to admit she's a great model. She is the perfect height and has the perfect figure, and she looks good in anything (or nothing).
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 24, 2005 15:59:18 GMT -5
But no matter what you think about Paris Hilton, you have to admit she's a great model. She is the perfect height and has the perfect figure, and she looks good in anything (or nothing). *clears throat* Or definatly not. A lot of people find her unattractive, I for one do. And not just because I'm a happy homo. I don't think I can think of one of my straight male friends who find her hot. Seriously.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Aug 25, 2005 9:54:32 GMT -5
Wow, I'm starting to think about PJ now when in the shower. I made a revelation to end all revelations about Paris Hilton and my hate for her.
Everyone keeps saying (example) "I personally applaud Paris Hilton. After her sex video was released instead of sitting back and wallowing in her own pity like most people would, she went out and made herself famous for other reasons, including writing a book, being on TV, modeling, opening clubs, starring in movies and recording an album. I think Screwed is a great song, it's fun it's catchy and is good to dance to. All the dumb things she said on The Simple Life were made to be funny. If her and Nicole went on the show and did everything right the first time it wouldn't be funny and wouldn't have been such a hit." (To quote McFlyUSA)
But the promblem is that -yes she does have a Movie out and a CD coming out But she is still a reality Television star. And also, more importantly, she sucks at acting and singing! She's taking the chances for people who deserve to star in those movies and have those songs (and could do much better jobs) and ruining them. Be an aspiring actor or singer, you'll know what I'm talking about.
My spawned hate for her? Blame it on the fact that she does so much, but she does it all shit. It's like if we made Bill Gates the lead singer of S Club 7. It would SUCK! He's better at other things. Modeling maybe a better job for her.
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Post by PushTheBuena on Aug 25, 2005 11:21:01 GMT -5
The Problem With Paris is that she's completely charmless. It's an emperor with no clothes situation- her sex tape was boring, her TV show was tiresome and only worked because of Nicole Ritchie, she isn't particularly attractive, especially when compared to other celebrities, she can't act, she's rubbish at interviews, she can't sing and she is too ungainly and awkward to be a model. She's just rubbish.
Thankfully she seems to have all but disappeared in the past few months, so maybe her 15 minutes are finally fucking over.
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Jen
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Post by Jen on Aug 25, 2005 16:13:11 GMT -5
Right. let's wrap this up, because it's becoming quite tedious. Yes we are going round in circles, but you don't get to snap your fingers and end it Storm. Superstars have fields. She doesn't have a field. She'd be a run of the mill socialite if she didnt shag on camera. Nobody is disagreeing with the "facts" apart from her being incredibly shrewd. She capitalized on a sex tape, and she's a very rich woman- how do you know its her who is shrewd and not a team of string pullers behind her? She hasn't given any evidence of shrewdness at any point of her opening her mouth. Not only did you just directly contradict yourself, but you are talking absolute bollocks. By your argument then, nobody could ever have a crush on a famous person, idolise them or even be a fan of them- as that would be naive and stupid? You've never been a fan of a famous person I am assuming, or have ever slagged off a celebrity, or even made judgements on them unless you are putting yourself into that category you find so repugnant. Of course you can form opinions, strong opinions at that on what we see of famous people in interviews, they way they represent themselves etc. If it was so awful for us to be so judgemental, maybe these people shouldn't put themselves in the public eye in the first place, to avoid people having, shock horror, opinions on them. I still love you Stormy, I just really hate Paris Hilton
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Jen
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Post by Jen on Aug 25, 2005 16:18:18 GMT -5
Also, as someone who is a female- Yizzo is completely right. Find underwear that fits, woman.
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Post by Mike on Aug 25, 2005 16:27:40 GMT -5
Bollocks! That's where I've been going wrong all these years.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Aug 25, 2005 16:47:43 GMT -5
Also, as someone who is a female- Yizzo is completely right. Find underwear that fits, woman. Jen...you have yet to experience the perils of the front-wedgie. One day it will come to you. Oh yes. Its day will come.
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