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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 6, 2005 9:24:59 GMT -5
I know I'm going to get so much shit for saying this:
PARIS HILTON: But I can't stand her personally, nor can I stand her song.
I have reasoning though! LET ME SPEAK!
Yes I really do Hate her, as a person. BUT I also hate Jenifer Lopez as a person. My reasoning for hating both of them is my own concern. But I do think JLO is a good singer and a great actress (especially in THE CELL, and her song BABY I (love) U)
I do not think this about Paris. Her new song "Screwed" (so aptly titled) has great production: yes, but her voice in the verses are so armature and she is straining on the low notes (Especially the "hotter than hell" line). The chorus is semi-redeemable, but the song really does nothing for me. Paris Hilton just isn't a singer. Hilary Duff just isn't a singer. I can go on. It's not that they can't come out with cds, or make good pop songs. It's the fact that any-half-non-tone-deaf person could sing those songs and have the same effect on them. And that is why I think not just pop music, but all music is going down the drain*. No longer is it how well you can sing, but rather how well the song is.
*This excludes singers like Pink, Rachel Stevens, Kylie, Madonna, Christina Agulera, Destiny's Child, Evanescence (or however you spell it), Better Than Ezra, Black Eyed Peas, I can go on.
I'm sick of music being all about how much it will sell, not how well it sounds.
KAY that was a rant.
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SEND IN THE BITCHING RESPONSES BACK!
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 6, 2005 10:10:35 GMT -5
J.Lo's not a good singer. J.Lo is, and always will be, a dancer. Paris Hilton is a socialite. She sings on the side. She commands respect from so many people and she's not just sitting back on her laurels, she's a millionaire in her own right.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 6, 2005 10:19:32 GMT -5
No, I said my reasons for not liking her were my own concern. I don't hate her because of her crap voice. I swear that's not it.
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Post by drbastard on Jun 6, 2005 11:47:42 GMT -5
There is only room on this site for one top Bastard and that's me. My rants are vicious enough, yet I feel a sympathy for your plight. It's difficult trying to be eloquent when you are so utterly malevolent.
Personally I think Paris is a talent vortex porn star but a rich one at that.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 6, 2005 11:59:21 GMT -5
I try not to use my SUPA US WRITING 105-115 college English language to the interent.
Don't be a hater... unless it's against bad music, Then feel free to hate
(this is all done in sarcasim bud, I'm not trying to steal anyone's spotlight. Just being me)
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Post by drbastard on Jun 6, 2005 12:06:02 GMT -5
I try not to use my SUPA US WRITING 105-115 college English language to the interent. Don't be a hater... unless it's against bad music, Then feel free to hate (this is all done in sarcasim bud, I'm not trying to steal anyone's spotlight. Just being me) Can I call you one of my disciples? I just love your ethic and there are probably plenty of people to direct it at, trust me, I attempt it.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 6, 2005 12:29:35 GMT -5
Sure thing, can I call you Jesus? Or rather a likeness there of? Like Hey-zeuz?
Or how about Martial Law?
OKAY I GOT IT! I TILL CALL YOU DR. BASTARD!
I mean, yes, I will be a disciple. Forgive my brain spasim. I blame the aderal I'm not on
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Post by PushTheBuena on Jun 6, 2005 13:39:49 GMT -5
I like Paris in principle (trashy pointless heiress snob laughing all the way to the bank) but in reality I think she's an unnappealing, boring, boorish stain on the celebrity circuit. I'd take Nicole Richie ANY day.
Plus I'm sorry but she is not attractive which makes it even harder to justify her status as celebrity and supposed eye candy.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 6, 2005 14:28:09 GMT -5
yeah Paris is boring as hell. I watched her on US TRL for her House of Wax movie, and she was like "Yeah, that's hot" about 43 times. I'm like "Bitch, go take some social lessons, and go stuff a carl's jr sandwich down your throat. It's probably the last thing you've eatin, since filming that"
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 6, 2005 16:45:50 GMT -5
yeah Paris is boring as hell. I watched her on US TRL for her House of Wax movie, and she was like "Yeah, that's hot" about 43 times. I'm like "Bitch, go take some social lessons, and go stuff a carl's jr sandwich down your throat. It's probably the last thing you've eatin, since filming that" She's trademarked 'That's Hot'* so she's allowed to say it. You're not. Paris eats like a pig, you can see from The Simple Life. She's got good metabolism. *Used courtesy of Miss Hilton
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 6, 2005 17:35:04 GMT -5
You can't trademark a saying like that though.
Also, that was sarcasim hun. My life is drenched in sarcasim. I'm like a wet puppy. And I'm sure the simple life show's bindging on the show :-D
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 7, 2005 4:49:11 GMT -5
You can't trademark a saying like that though. Well, clearly you can. Also, that was sarcasim hun. My life is drenched in sarcasim. I'm like a wet puppy. And I'm sure the simple life show's bindging on the show :-D Thank God we have marknyc.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 7, 2005 14:33:20 GMT -5
Exactly. Whatever that means.
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Post by Jen on Jun 7, 2005 15:45:15 GMT -5
She's trademarked 'That's Hot'* so she's allowed to sayit. Sure she is, but it would be nice if she could say something else. I cringe when watching her interviewed- she seems literally only able to construct one bought out of a book sentence at a time. And her whole "ooooh I work for fun!" ethic makes me grind me teeth. She is the definition of publicity whore. Her comment on "I know what its like to be working class" makes me want to hit her. She is one of the "celebrities" I can say I really wish would just fuck off.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 7, 2005 16:34:02 GMT -5
Sure she is, but it would be nice if she could say something else. I cringe when watching her interviewed- she seems literally only able to construct one bought out of a book sentence at a time. And her whole "ooooh I work for fun!" ethic makes me grind me teeth. She is the definition of publicity whore. Her comment on "I know what its like to be working class" makes me want to hit her. She is one of the "celebrities" I can say I really wish would just fuck off. As a popstar, she's a bit crap, but as an American princess, she is great. She gives to charity, she looks fabulous, she's willing to take the piss out of herself, she can do next-to-nothing and get money for it and she's marrying someone with the same name as her!
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 7, 2005 16:38:58 GMT -5
As a popstar, she's a bit crap, but as an American princess, she is great. She gives to charity, she looks fabulous, she's willing to take the piss out of herself, she can do next-to-nothing and get money for it and she's marrying someone with the same name as her! AMERICAN PRINCESS: Do you guys live in america? Fucking, Kristy Alley is more of the American Normal than anything! Not some twiggy-"come see my tottum pole hole"-whore with no singing whatsoever. I SAY UP WITH KRISTY ALLEY!* *I would say Down with Paris Hilton, but we already know she does that just fine.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 7, 2005 16:39:48 GMT -5
PS that was me in my filthy rant mode. Did you all enjoy?
I Didn't
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Post by xbuffyx on Jun 8, 2005 4:22:51 GMT -5
I can't stand her at all don't know why I just can't I went to see the house of wax last night and it was good apart from her terrible acting. I have never heard her song and saying that I never wish to either.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 8, 2005 8:07:44 GMT -5
Like I said (Ooh Jewel's Intuition is on!) before, Paris has really no redeemable features of her, well I can think of one, she saves a lot of food for those people in Africa who don't have any, by her not eating.
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 8, 2005 12:00:07 GMT -5
AMERICAN PRINCESS: Do you guys live in america? Fucking, Kristy Alley is more of the American Normal than anything! Not some twiggy-"come see my tottum pole hole"-whore with no singing whatsoever. I SAY UP WITH KRISTY ALLEY!* *I would say Down with Paris Hilton, but we already know she does that just fine. thisemptybrain, here's your elbow, and here's your arse. Not the same thing. Firstly, Paris Hilton is undoubtedly the closest thing America has to a princess. She is an heiress, and as royalty becomes less and less relevant to Western society (see: no-one watching Charles and Camilla get married, in comparison to those who watched his first marriage), Paris will only become more relevant to society. Kirstie Alley is a nice big lady and she had a good accent for Drop Dead Gorgeous. Maybe you're suggesting she represents American women. Maybe she does, but that's not really what a princess is meant to be. Secondly, Paris took all of the money she got (by suing Rick Saloman) from One Night In Paris video and gave it to charidee. She also encouraged people in the US to vote in 2004. Paris doesn't have an eating disorder. She's naturally skinny. Is a concept you can understand?
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 8, 2005 12:45:24 GMT -5
Sophie Sarcasim isn't your forte is it?
Also, you have no clue about American life do you?
ALSO, you have no clue about hollywood life do you
ALSO, you do know that she never even REGISTERED TO VOTE, let alone, vote... right. I can proudly say I voted.
If anything, America doesn't need a princess, we have Britney.
Sophie, don't take anything thing I say literal, I'm a joker.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 8, 2005 12:46:17 GMT -5
PS, I do know the difference between my elbow and my arse. *declines to make any rude comments*
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 8, 2005 14:08:19 GMT -5
Sophie Sarcasim isn't your forte is it? You seem to come back with 'sarcasim' as your defence for everything you say. Also, you have no clue about American life do you? ALSO, you have no clue about hollywood life do you Because England isn't becoming more Americanised by the minute? I've been to different parts of America a fair bit, I've read American blogs, I make use of many different American media; television, film, radio, music, books, magazines. ALSO, you do know that she never even REGISTERED TO VOTE, let alone, vote... right. I can proudly say I voted. Yes, I do know that. I also know that by being apathetic, Paris showed her dislike of all of the presidential candidates. Any other libertarian that has her status would have done the same thing, just to prove a point. If anything, America doesn't need a princess, we have Britney. Oh, trust me, America needs a princess. 'Princess Paris' is a great alliteration. Sophie, don't take anything thing I say literal, I'm a joker. What is the point of your posting when you don't mean anything you type? 50% of what people say when they are 'joking' is true, that way they can say what they want without being vulnerable.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 8, 2005 14:26:18 GMT -5
Okay, you read way into things. And paris isn't that smart to be a libratarian and show a sign of not voting. She was found drunk in clubs and stores all day.
GO ACTIVISIM GO
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Post by PushTheBuena on Jun 8, 2005 14:40:51 GMT -5
If Paris is America's Princess then the fucking terrorists have won. And all that.
She is one of the few celebrities I actually hate, and I agree with everything Jen said. She's just so fucking worthless. If she had the decency to actually be amusing or interesting in her so called 'debauchery', like her mates Tara and Lindsay and Bijou Phillips, or actually came across as an engaging human being, like Nicole, then I wouldn't mind her so much. But she's just so...flat. Her sex tape is the epitome of the essence of Paris. Supposedly a shocking, titilating scandal, it was actually a very average looking girl having some very boring looking sex. She's such a disappointment, such an empty icon.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 8, 2005 15:20:11 GMT -5
Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. But I"ve got -6 Karma points for it. :-D I kinda like them.
But seriously, Paris is no public icon whatsoever.
Kristy Alley is the icon: SHE KNOWS WHAT WAL*MART IS! -AND SHE'S THE SPOKES PERSON FOR PIER-ONE!!!! Kristy Alley is plus sized, but she's closer to what American's really look like than Paris. Plus Kristy Alley has earned her stardom. the AMERICAN DREAM she has done!
Paris was born. And what American wasn't?
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 8, 2005 16:37:10 GMT -5
yizzo, I slightly agree with you. Paris just shows that there is too much money flying about in the wrong directions. However, she hasn't just sat back and rested on her parents' laurels, she's gone out and done stuff herself. She could be doing a hell of a lot worse. I like that she goes out and looks pretty. At the end of the day, people have made up their mind about Paris. I don't think she's ever done anything that wrong. She is branching out into different industries because there clearly is a market for this type of thing, no matter what you may say.
thisemptybrain, Paris does not represent the American people, just as Prince William does not represent the British people.
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Post by Ronald Parisi on Jun 8, 2005 18:40:57 GMT -5
*getting to the original rant*
The problem with Pop music, and all music in general, is records labels are just coming out with artists who look amazing, have great writers, and whether or not they can sing, doesn't matter
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Post by sophiefrombloke on Jun 9, 2005 8:33:19 GMT -5
*getting to the original rant* But, the rant 'started out about Paris Hilton'. Sort it out.
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Post by Greg on Jun 9, 2005 13:45:21 GMT -5
IT'S SPELT SARCASM. IT HAS NO I IN IT.
And I'm done.
Paris is a weird one. From a poor, artisan English guys point of view, Paris is just high-larious. She just fits that American Dumb Barbie Girl stereotype so well and makes feel a little bit better that I'm poor and English and generally boring. And she doesn't care. And I love her for it.
u haterz r all jus jealous.
No really. She's pretty, she's rich and she's a superstar what more could you want? Really? And! She can be a popstar at just the stamp of a foot.
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