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Post by stalin on Oct 24, 2005 18:08:18 GMT -5
I voted for Celine Dion but if I could have I would have voted for Gabrielle. Her voice makes me hurt.
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Post by richguy55 on Oct 29, 2005 9:01:50 GMT -5
Alex Parks should be on there. Little miss moany depressive. Wear a pretty dress and stop sounding like you are singing from a dreary council flat in Peckham!
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Mark
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Post by Mark on Oct 30, 2005 7:09:51 GMT -5
I voted Mel C, whenever she opens her gob she sounds like a twat.
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Post by cheaptrick on Nov 3, 2005 14:14:40 GMT -5
Joss Stone - Devon's very own bad ass ho. Seconded. She sounds out of breath when she sings as her phrasing is awful. You had me [glow=red,2,300][/glow]gasp[glow=red,2,300][/glow] You lost me [glow=red,2,300][/glow]gasp[glow=red,2,300][/glow] You're wasted [glow=red,2,300][/glow]gasp[glow=red,2,300][/glow] You cost me [glow=red,2,300][/glow]gasp[glow=red,2,300][/glow] No wonder she's already got throat problems......
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Post by azura on Nov 5, 2005 17:03:20 GMT -5
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Dido. She sounds fucking awful. Her voice gives me earache.
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Post by spicesquirrel on Nov 6, 2005 11:25:47 GMT -5
Mel C has the worse voice in pop. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Christina Aguilera is next - I can't stand the tone of her voice.
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carrasco
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Post by carrasco on Nov 7, 2005 12:31:02 GMT -5
so many awful voices there, but i had to go for Mel C. Her solo singles were all crap, and everytime they get on the radio now its time to switch off.
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Post by ComedyClaire on Nov 8, 2005 10:13:22 GMT -5
I was going to say Will Young as well, especially in his new song. Oh, and definately Chris Martin!
I used to do dead good impressions of Anastacia and Celine Dion but I seem to have lost the ability to do it...along with my Right Said Fred impression...
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meliebel
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Post by meliebel on Nov 21, 2005 1:52:28 GMT -5
Jessica normally has a very nice singing voice but "These Boots are Made For Walking" is total crap! What the hell was she trying to do??
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Post by Cathal on Nov 25, 2005 12:56:05 GMT -5
It was between Heather and Jessica. How dare Anastacia be there, she's amazing!
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Post by Cathal on Nov 25, 2005 13:01:16 GMT -5
What about Katie Melua? Someone deport her, please.
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otleybird
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Post by otleybird on Nov 25, 2005 16:21:00 GMT -5
got to be james blunt, that high pitched screeching so gets on my t*ts
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Post by Splendid* on Nov 30, 2005 20:14:46 GMT -5
The bitch isn't on the list but I voted for Slutt-Lee anyway. She's the most irritating thing in pop period!
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agrippina
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Post by agrippina on Dec 1, 2005 8:47:37 GMT -5
Actually, I've recently taken a violent exception to David Gray's weird singing voice. It's completely toneless and dull, and he does this horrible sheep thing when he tries to hold a note. Especially on that new song of his where he seems to be having a competition with himself to make the flattest, longest noise he possibly can.
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Scruffy
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Post by Scruffy on Dec 2, 2005 11:29:43 GMT -5
The fact that I never took to Busted was due in no small part to their voices. Matt was OK, but James sounded like a chipmunk with a peg on its nose. As for Charlie, I don't know what title I'd give that horrendous, monotonous noise, but it wouldn't be singing. thank you! All of Busted go on my crap voices list. So does Jessica. I never understood why all these diva types were twittling on about her "amazing voice". She sounds like someone is strangling her. Her vocals on Boots were unbelievably bad. I know some people hate Ashlee's voice but I really like it. I do find it grating sometimes but there's to me, something more interesting about her voice and I feel like she has more range.
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Post by mwsbitch on Dec 2, 2005 20:04:05 GMT -5
Anastacia... shoot me now!
McTom & Charlie FS are indeed awfully nasal.
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Post by Kubla Khan on Dec 3, 2005 5:51:18 GMT -5
Actually, I've recently taken a violent exception to David Gray's weird singing voice. It's completely toneless and dull, and he does this horrible sheep thing when he tries to hold a note. Especially on that new song of his where he seems to be having a competition with himself to make the flattest, longest noise he possibly can. David Gray should have been shot for the most egregious cover version in history, Say Hello Wave Goodbye. Note to Noddy: if you are covering a song in your signature folk-lite drudgery, try not to make it a masterpiece of Epicurean grandeur. Thanks. Now sod off back to Babylon.
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Post by shakeitondown on Dec 11, 2005 20:32:54 GMT -5
The guy from the Thrills - he sounds like Kermit as well. If it was 1988 I'd say Roland Gift from the Fine Young Cannibals... but, er, it isn't
mjx
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